The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood Chris waited all day for the Comcast repair guy, and he never showed up. What is he supposed to do with this cream pie?

Pages: 1 ... 61 62 [63] 64 65 ... 143   Go Down

Author Topic: Shit my ________ says  (Read 282577 times)

0 Members and 50 Guests are viewing this topic.

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #930 on: February 25, 2012, 06:07:57 pm »
isn't LGBTQwhatver just lumping way too many things in together? I think the department at WashU was called "Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies." Although I have a lot of thoughts about ghettoizing those studies into their own department. Why should the Women's History prof be in Women's Studies, instead of History? It's kind of like how my school had an American Culture Studies department. All of the classes could/should have been listed under other departments, and I don't understand why they needed their own department for one thing. It seems bizarre to separate disciplines by Topic rather than Technique. I get why a Women's Studies department might have been needed historically, but why is it needed now?


There is a place here with a sandwich called the LGBT. Lettuce, Goat Cheese, Bacon, Tomato.
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

Victoria Waterfield

  • Molly
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 336
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 739
  • FUCK YOU, MIKE!
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #931 on: February 25, 2012, 06:24:49 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 25, 2012, 06:07:57 pm
There is a place here with a sandwich called the LGBT. Lettuce, Goat Cheese, Bacon, Tomato.

The G in an LGBT should really be guacamole.
Logged

side_show

  • Sweet Fancy Moses
  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 501
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 6487
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #932 on: February 25, 2012, 07:26:07 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 25, 2012, 06:07:57 pm
There is a place here with a sandwich called the LGBT. Lettuce, Goat Cheese, Bacon, Tomato.

I would eat that.  Yes, I would.
Logged
Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #933 on: February 25, 2012, 07:48:26 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 25, 2012, 06:07:57 pm
isn't LGBTQwhatver just lumping way too many things in together? I think the department at WashU was called "Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies." Although I have a lot of thoughts about ghettoizing those studies into their own department. Why should the Women's History prof be in Women's Studies, instead of History? It's kind of like how my school had an American Culture Studies department. All of the classes could/should have been listed under other departments, and I don't understand why they needed their own department for one thing. It seems bizarre to separate disciplines by Topic rather than Technique. I get why a Women's Studies department might have been needed historically, but why is it needed now?

This. I went to a women's college. We did not have a "Women's Studies" department or anything like it. When asked once why we offered African-American History but not Women's History, the History department head replied, "At [College], all history is Women's history. And it was true -- they just integrated it into the rest of the curriculum.

I use Black instead of African-American unless I'm in a very formal situation, like writing a term paper. That is how almost every Black person I have ever met has referred to their race, so that's what I use. Besides which, African-American is not necessarily correct. My sister-in-law is a Black American, but her heritage is mainly Jamaican.

My kids describe people in terms of straight-up skin color. Chaos Girl was talking about her school friends and told me that one particular boy is "brown." Which is fine with me. The longer they can go without realizing that the rest of the world likes to categorize people by race and ethnicity, the better.

On a related note, my son has a distinct preference for brown women. It started when he got completely googly-eyed for Denyce Graves when she appeared on Sesame Street. Ever since then, busty Black women send him into a swoon. Looking forward to those sweet little biracial grandbabies, we are.
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

pmcd9

  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #934 on: February 25, 2012, 10:37:09 pm »
A few years ago I got called out for using negro.  I thought I was just being proper.
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Moderator
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #935 on: February 25, 2012, 11:49:22 pm »
In private I use "colored people" because of the nostalgia value. Is that terrible?
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #936 on: February 26, 2012, 05:09:33 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 25, 2012, 11:49:22 pm
In private I use "colored people" because of the nostalgia value. Is that terrible?

It's way less bad than a lot of things, but yes.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #937 on: February 28, 2012, 05:29:19 pm »
Was talking about current events in Iran, and my roommate felt the need to lecture me about how they hate Jewish people and deny the holocaust and hate Israel. As if I did not know that shit. Then he went on a speech about how it's so hard being surrounded by non-Jews who don't know this stuff. Tried not to say "no, I know about that. I just don't care."
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #938 on: February 28, 2012, 10:08:39 pm »
yeah, I thought it best to end that convo before we got to "I think Israel seem like dicks."

Israel v. Iran seems like a situation that will end badly almost entirely because they are both countries with messed up complexes. For completely valid reasons, but come on guys! Don't have a war just because you are worried about your dick size!

Having a lot of discussions lately that reach the point of "I understand that _____ is a big deal to you, but I need you to understand that it is not a big deal to me."
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

theinevitable

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 486
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12139
    • View Profile
    • tweet tweet fun fun
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #939 on: February 28, 2012, 10:47:40 pm »
The thing that makes me Really Really Mad is when people can't have perspective. This means I am destined for a life of anger.

Especially when there is a direct connection between the situation a person is lacking perspective about, and a personal issue they have. Like:
"hey, it makes you mad when people are a dick to you at work, so why do you act like a dick to other people when you are a customer?"
"Your sister is a high-school dropout with a drug problem, so why do you think it is OK to tell me my sister is a stupid bitch?"

Also related, when someone is a dick to me (even as a joke) the only response I can think of is always the Nuclear Option.

"Oh, yeah, I'm pretty bad at this board game. How about you get a job instead of relying on handouts from your parents? Maybe you should focus less energy on Scrabble and more on that, huh buddy?"
Logged
Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

jay-ell

  • Den Mother
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 407
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 7869
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #940 on: February 28, 2012, 11:04:22 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 28, 2012, 10:47:40 pm
Also related, when someone is a dick to me (even as a joke) the only response I can think of is always the Nuclear Option.

"Oh, yeah, I'm pretty bad at this board game. How about you get a job instead of relying on handouts from your parents? Maybe you should focus less energy on Scrabble and more on that, huh buddy?"

QFT. There is a little bit of Ash in each of us.
Logged
"I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking. But it's usually subtext." -- Martin Freeman as John Watson

AugustWest

  • Over Easy
  • Philosopher King
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 774
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 10549
  • Bulbous, also tapered.
    • View Profile
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #941 on: February 29, 2012, 02:57:43 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 28, 2012, 10:26:28 pm
You are a brave and hopeful little man. Carry on, Don Quixote.

Cans for both of you brave and hopeful men.
Logged
Infinitely vast, infinitely detailed.

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #942 on: February 29, 2012, 04:46:33 pm »
I am feeling pragmatic about the Middle East lately, insofar as I know that the leaders of Iran and Syria are murderous bastards but direct intervention means World War Three and...

That's, like, everyone dead.

So how about no.
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #943 on: March 01, 2012, 12:51:44 pm »
No, no - we're America. We can fix this. Just let us get out the ol' toolbox.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

greenkoolayd

  • VIP
  • Sanryobuki Artificial Liver
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 697
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 2889
  • i make passes at girls who wear glasses.
    • View Profile
    • mi facebook
Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #944 on: March 01, 2012, 01:55:17 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on March 01, 2012, 12:51:44 pm
No, no - we're America. We can fix this. Just let us get out the ol' toolbox.

we keep breaking and losing tools.  instead of looking for and fixing them, we just buy new ones.
Logged
"I could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won’t."
Pages: 1 ... 61 62 [63] 64 65 ... 143   Go Up
« previous next »