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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1200 on: July 14, 2012, 02:05:46 am »
I am going to preemptively post:

Fuck Chicago. Lamest city in America.

Because I have been saying that all day, and I'm sure someone out there thinks it is jerky and stupid.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1201 on: July 14, 2012, 02:45:12 am »
i had fun when i visited chicago. nice hotel near michigan ave, plenty enough money for food and shopping. awesome second city show. wasn't hanging out with locals.

those are probably the differences right there.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1202 on: July 14, 2012, 03:14:00 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 14, 2012, 02:05:46 am


Fuck Chicago. Lamest city in America.


Wow.  You're really becoming a true St Louisan, huh?
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« Reply #1203 on: July 14, 2012, 04:30:57 am »
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Wow.  You're really becoming a true St Louisan, huh?

Oh, that's a cannin'.
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« Reply #1204 on: July 14, 2012, 07:37:40 pm »
Yup. I guess if you think about it Chicago has metaphorically stolen away St Louis's girlfriend.
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« Reply #1205 on: July 15, 2012, 02:18:41 am »
Hey man.
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« Reply #1206 on: July 15, 2012, 02:53:16 am »
A woman commenting on Facebook about her recent purchase of a Ford Mustang.

"it's an American car, and that makes me proud. I was sniffing at a candy-apple-red Saturn Sky until Obama shut down that wonderful company."
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« Reply #1207 on: July 15, 2012, 02:57:53 am »
So she's been working on this car decision since 2009 or something?
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« Reply #1208 on: July 15, 2012, 03:19:57 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on July 15, 2012, 02:57:53 am
So she's been working on this car decision since 2009 or something?

I don't know, possibly. But really, how warped is your perception that you blame Obama for the demise of Saturn?
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« Reply #1209 on: July 15, 2012, 03:57:43 am »
I thought it was Mittons Romney who went around destroying and exporting american industry and that socialist Obama took all our tax money to bail them out.
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« Reply #1210 on: July 15, 2012, 12:10:52 pm »
I would have bought a Pacer if that darn Obama hadn't killed AMC.
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« Reply #1211 on: July 15, 2012, 04:29:22 pm »
I was all set to put up Solyndra panels until that B.Hussein Obama...oh wait...
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« Reply #1212 on: July 15, 2012, 07:54:36 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 15, 2012, 03:19:57 am
I don't know, possibly. But really, how warped is your perception that you blame Obama for the demise of Saturn?
Well, considering that the government was probably the largest GM shareholder at the time, it's not thhhaaaatttt much of a stretch compared to some things people say. However, the fact that no other company was interested in buying more than than the name (and even that fell through when Penske backed out) suggests that it was not a sustainable brand. They had to stop making the plastic cars because plastic cars went out of style. They more or less lost their identity at that point.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1213 on: July 15, 2012, 09:54:41 pm »
My first car was a plastic Saturn.  I used to talk shit about how it was dent Proof and all, and we would go about hitting people's trash cans and taking it off roading and shit (sorry, that is hella lame but it was OKC suburbs and I was 16, what are you gonna do?  Get drunk and stoned and do stupid, destructive shit was our answer).  Anyways, eventually people would kick it cause I talked so much shit about it.  One time my friend kicked it, and, instead of denting, the door just cracked in half.  I wonder why plastic cars went out of style?
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« Reply #1214 on: July 16, 2012, 10:19:08 pm »
Today my coworker was going off about how Global Warning makes no sense. Probably should have just smiled and nodded. I have this stupid idea that if you explain things to people they will understand them. I was pretty proud of my metaphor to the length of the checkout line but she was just NOT HAVING IT. (every month there are certain days when the checkout line gets really really long. This is usually for some reason like a baseball game downtown or a huge convention down the street at the convention center. throughout the year there are always these days. But if we started having more and more long-line days every year, that might indicate a trend. The fact that there have always been days with long lines doesn't mean it is insignificant when there start being more and more days with long lines. It is about frequency of high-intensity days, not level of intensity.)
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