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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1500 on: April 11, 2013, 02:54:47 pm »

it should have a u.s. flag with a great big $1 on the obverse, and a grown male deer head on the reverse; it would just be called a buck; it should supplant the paper dollar and the penny at the same time. it would be our loonie, and people are idiots for resisting it.

Agreed on all points. (also fixed the double obverse.)
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1501 on: April 11, 2013, 03:57:18 pm »

derp. thanks.

also, why the fuck does this country not have numbers on its coins. seriously, not a single coin with a number? i get that english is kind of the new lingua franca (a perennial favorite phrase, latin for french language) but there are enough americans that can't read without worrying about international visitors bungling coin values. stupid, stupid practices. just ugh.

with any luck i'm ranted out for the day or longer.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1502 on: April 11, 2013, 08:00:20 pm »

I was so happy when I banished everyone that sent me crap emails like that.  :) Unfortunately they all migrated to Facebook.  :(
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1503 on: April 11, 2013, 08:38:03 pm »

There is nowhere to hide from how BS this one is.

Not that you need this, but still: http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/fearmost.asp
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1504 on: April 11, 2013, 08:40:09 pm »

actually, they have done some studies and found that we would not save money by switching to coins rather than dollar bills. The reasons are:
1. Our dollar bills are incredibly resilient and long-lasting compared to other paper money across the world. Because we rule.
2. The "top of the dresser" effect-- people don't like carrying around lots of coins, so they have to keep more coins in circulation to make up for how many are sitting in jars, inside couches, etc.

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« Reply #1505 on: April 11, 2013, 09:01:50 pm »

People get used to carrying coins if they're money that is actually worth something. I don't think you can extrapolate from the fact that people leave pennies on the dresser. If those coins were worth a dollar, it would be a different story. What you have to study is whether people in other countries leave the equivalent of dollar coins on the dresser and I doubt that they do. I have lived in Canada and travelled in Japan, where there are coins that are worth like five dollars. You buy a nice little coin purse and you just carry the damn coins. It's really not a big deal.
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« Reply #1506 on: April 11, 2013, 09:15:46 pm »

No, they have found that this holds true in the UK and Canada. They had to print 1.6 dollar/pound coins for every paper dollar previously in circulation.

I still think switching to coins might be a good idea. Just not for the "saving money" reason.
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« Reply #1507 on: April 11, 2013, 09:48:17 pm »

That bump would only happen at the outset. And as we have already discussed, the govenment has warehouses of new coins awaiting circulation so it's already paid for.
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« Reply #1508 on: April 11, 2013, 10:05:16 pm »

Both my dad and The Lady's don't consider coins money. My dad will give the cashier $2 for a $1.01 bill without even checking his pocket for a penny. All the change he accumulates during the day goes in a box by the front door when he gets home. He thought I was nuts for using change anywhere other than a parking meter. I honestly think he feels that giving a cashier change is something only women do.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1509 on: April 12, 2013, 05:37:08 am »

are earthquakes queer cause they happen in california?  or like, is that just old meaning of queer?
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« Reply #1510 on: April 12, 2013, 12:27:01 pm »

I honestly think he feels that giving a cashier change is something only women do.

My empirical data supports this conclusion.
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« Reply #1511 on: April 12, 2013, 02:27:19 pm »

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It fairly boggles the mind that people still fall for this in 2013.  I noticed that a cousin of mine did this 3 times this morning on the same photo before she got the message that nothing was going to happen. This is a brilliant woman with a masters degree. Her daughter is a doctor.

In related news, the Bill Gates meme has migrated to Facebook and is making the rounds.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1512 on: April 12, 2013, 08:52:39 pm »



I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1513 on: April 12, 2013, 10:22:32 pm »

Funds Al Qaeda?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1514 on: April 13, 2013, 12:49:07 am »

I'm pretty sure the military has been training somewhere on this continent since before there was a US.
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