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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1515 on: April 13, 2013, 05:12:12 pm »
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1516 on: April 15, 2013, 01:19:29 pm »
When George W Bush did the same type of shit, those same people didn't seem too concerned. IOKIYAR!
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« Reply #1517 on: April 17, 2013, 02:08:37 am »
A lot of people have been posting this bit of nonsense. So far I haven't gotten into it with anybody, but I want to just start pointing out everything that's wrong with it. Lord give me strength.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1518 on: April 17, 2013, 10:00:00 pm »

I'm all for greater economic and financial literacy in our schools; but if you didn't learn what taxes are, what voting is, or anything about a bank, then my guess is you just blew it off because "taxes? who cares?"
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1519 on: April 17, 2013, 10:38:42 pm »
Also weird that they picked basic geometry to throw out.

Today a dude accused me of lying because I told him we only serve one kind of gooey butter cake. I promised him that this was the kind we have every day, and offered a free sample. Nope, clearly I was lying to trick him into buying the wrong kind.

I just try to imagine that this guy has had a pretty shitty life if he can't even trust someone enough to try a free sample. I guess I can't be mad at someone who has had it that hard.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1520 on: April 18, 2013, 12:17:33 am »
I've definitely had days where the wrong kind of gooey butter cake would have been the last straw.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1521 on: April 18, 2013, 12:59:43 am »
Yesterday the nervous new girl at the Italian bakery gave me the wrong kind of cannoli, and it was way better than the kind I usually get.

Apologies in advance if cannoli with lemon zest in the ricotta make wombat sad.

In a reverse of what usually belongs in this topic, the owner of the Italian bakery is one of my customers, and likes my lattes so much that she tried to hire me. Unfortunately she cannot afford the pay a fancy guy like me is used to.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1522 on: April 18, 2013, 01:07:04 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 18, 2013, 12:59:43 am
Yesterday the nervous new girl at the Italian bakery gave me the wrong kind of cannoli, and it was way better than the kind I usually get.

Now that is an important life lesson.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1523 on: April 21, 2013, 04:39:06 pm »
Me: "Can I get a breakfast bagel please?"
Cashier: "No. We stopped serving those at 11."
Me: ::shrugs and walks away::
Cashier: "Sike! I'm just messing with you! You can have a breakfast bagel any time."
Me: ::kept walking::
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1524 on: April 22, 2013, 05:29:10 am »
Today the guy who refused to believe me about the cake bought it again and tried to avoid eye contact.

Today I told someone I was meeting for the first time what my job is, and she laughed in my face.
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« Reply #1525 on: April 22, 2013, 01:31:24 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2013, 05:29:10 am
Today I told someone I was meeting for the first time what my job is, and she laughed in my face.

I hope you told her to go fuck herself?
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« Reply #1526 on: April 22, 2013, 01:39:26 pm »
Inev, have you checked out this show: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/10_Items_or_Less/70058005?locale=en-US
Anyone who has worked in a grocery store and those who have not may like it. Personally, I thought it was fuck*ng hilarious.
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« Reply #1527 on: April 22, 2013, 01:53:42 pm »
Inev, that's how you tell when a person is a piece of shit and not worth your time. Seriously, who does that? There's no shame in honest work.

I get the opposite reaction from people when I'm actually at work. If I mention that I finished grad school, the inevitable (ha!) question is, "Why do you work here?"

To which I reply, "My master's is in history."

And they say, "Oh, that makes sense."

I haven't had an occasion to tell someone I've never met before where I work, because 90% of the people I meet and befriend are customers. Which tells you something about both my job and my social life.

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« Reply #1528 on: April 22, 2013, 02:24:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2013, 05:29:10 am
Today I told someone I was meeting for the first time what my job is, and she laughed in my face.

If she was laughing at you and not with you she's not worth your time worrying about.
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« Reply #1529 on: April 22, 2013, 03:08:18 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2013, 05:29:10 am
Today the guy who refused to believe me about the cake bought it again and tried to avoid eye contact.

You should have told him you have the kind he wanted, and gone and gotten the exact same cake from the back.

Also, I am looking forward to a very special cake soon.
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