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Author Topic: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor  (Read 6025 times)

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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2010, 11:13:57 pm »
Quote from: wombat on November 19, 2010, 02:21:08 am
Would this be more amusing if I had any idea who those guys are?

Damn, it's tough living in a world that doesn't get references to '80s British pop bands.

And to think that yesterday I was tripping because my new flatmate was listening to Louis Armstrong and said not only, "I've never heard of him before," but also "He is ripping off Tom Waits."
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2010, 11:16:10 pm »
Quote from: pearced on November 23, 2010, 11:13:57 pm
And to think that yesterday I was tripping because my new flatmate was listening to Louis Armstrong and said not only, "I've never heard of him before," but also "He is ripping off Tom Waits."

Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2010, 12:03:26 am »
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This reminds me of my ex who once yelled at me for saying we needed more D batteries in public where people could hear. In her head anybody hearing this would think we needed them for a sex toy as opposed to a flashlight or something.

This came up once when I drew a picture on my gal's notes in class. There is no way that any human being would infer from this bad drawing of a common object that I was referring to a sexy act, but my gal was LIVID that I drew it where people could see.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2010, 08:51:22 am »
Wheelbarrow?
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2010, 12:24:01 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 23, 2010, 11:16:10 pm
Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?

Too dignified a punishment, I'd have filled that motherfucker's bed with bed bugs.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2010, 07:00:15 pm »
ok, to be honest, i drew a dog fuck*ng another dog, with a ball-gag.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2010, 08:05:31 pm »
So you drew an animal sex act, including an S&M prop, but think this doesn't infer a sex act?  Hmm...
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2010, 01:41:44 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on November 23, 2010, 11:16:10 pm
Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?

Every time I consider performing the murder act on a flatmate, I consider the idea of paying a larger share of the rent, and then I refrain.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2010, 04:32:30 am »
that was a joke.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2010, 04:16:24 pm »
Sorry Inev... for some reason, I thought you were just oblivious.  Then I thought you must be pretty talented artistically to draw such a thing. 
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2010, 04:22:09 pm »
Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2010, 11:18:05 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 25, 2010, 04:22:09 pm
Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.

Yeah. . . Word.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2010, 03:33:43 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 25, 2010, 04:22:09 pm
Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.

This... this is the opposite of a sex act.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2010, 05:38:19 am »
All this talk of embarassment in regards to everyday objects can only result in sketch comedy, you understand.

Or perhaps a scene in a movie that stars Ben Stiller or American Pie.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2010, 07:30:18 am »
I want to see that drawing.
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