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[pearced]

Would this be more amusing if I had any idea who those guys are?

Damn, it's tough living in a world that doesn't get references to '80s British pop bands.

And to think that yesterday I was tripping because my new flatmate was listening to Louis Armstrong and said not only, "I've never heard of him before," but also "He is ripping off Tom Waits."

[pmcd9]

And to think that yesterday I was tripping because my new flatmate was listening to Louis Armstrong and said not only, "I've never heard of him before," but also "He is ripping off Tom Waits."

Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?

[theinevitable]

This reminds me of my ex who once yelled at me for saying we needed more D batteries in public where people could hear. In her head anybody hearing this would think we needed them for a sex toy as opposed to a flashlight or something.

This came up once when I drew a picture on my gal's notes in class. There is no way that any human being would infer from this bad drawing of a common object that I was referring to a sexy act, but my gal was LIVID that I drew it where people could see.

[Doc]

Wheelbarrow?

[robot_god]

Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?

Too dignified a punishment, I'd have filled that motherfucker's bed with bed bugs.

[theinevitable]

ok, to be honest, i drew a dog fuck*ng another dog, with a ball-gag.

[side_show]

So you drew an animal sex act, including an S&M prop, but think this doesn't infer a sex act?  Hmm...

[pearced]

Have you considered suffocating him in his sleep?

Every time I consider performing the murder act on a flatmate, I consider the idea of paying a larger share of the rent, and then I refrain.

[theinevitable]

_{that was a joke.}

[side_show]

Sorry Inev... for some reason, I thought you were just oblivious.  Then I thought you must be pretty talented artistically to draw such a thing. 

[Arachno-capitalist]

Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.

[robot_god]

Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.

Yeah. . . Word.

[side_show]

Yeah I wouldn't even know where to start with drawing that kind of thing. It would just end up as a bunch of squiggly lines and maybe an exploded view where I give the dimensional specs on the important parts.

This... this is the opposite of a sex act.

[Lister]

All this talk of embarassment in regards to everyday objects can only result in sketch comedy, you understand.

Or perhaps a scene in a movie that stars Ben Stiller or American Pie.

[pmcd9]

I want to see that drawing.