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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #210 on: December 02, 2011, 01:03:02 am »
Quote from: wombat on October 13, 2011, 01:02:30 pm
I'm going to be so annoyed later when I can't find the thread about popcorn no matter how many thread titles I scroll through.

Damn, the search function worked for once.

I just made plain popcorn kernels in the microwave using a brown paper bag and these instructions, which were the first result to Googling "how to microwave plain popcorn kernels."
http://www.instructables.com/id/Microwave-Popcorn%3a-Home-made%2c-cheap-and-easy/?ALLSTEPS

I am totally converted. I will never dirty a pot to make popcorn again.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #211 on: December 02, 2011, 01:07:38 am »
Or you could put all of that in a microwave safe bowl and do it like that and not have to deal with the greasy assed bag.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #212 on: December 02, 2011, 01:21:20 am »
Do I need to make a followup video?
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« Reply #213 on: December 02, 2011, 02:11:31 am »
I don't mind about the bag, and either way it's only one dirty bowl, but I'd be willing to give it a try. You must need to cover it though? I don't have a bowl with a proper cover.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #214 on: December 02, 2011, 07:14:49 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 02, 2011, 04:29:30 am
The oldest boy goes in tomorrow and gets four wisdom teeth pulled out of him. Does it make me a bad guy for telling him "If you die I'm playing the shit outta your xBox."

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
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« Reply #215 on: December 02, 2011, 10:06:49 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 02, 2011, 07:14:49 am
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.

Seriously, you're the alpha male, he doesn't need to die for you to take his shit.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #216 on: December 02, 2011, 01:22:42 pm »
it would have been rude if you had said, "when you die..."
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #217 on: December 02, 2011, 06:28:00 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 02, 2011, 04:29:30 am
The oldest boy goes in tomorrow and gets four wisdom teeth pulled out of him. Does it make me a bad guy for telling him "If you die I'm playing the shit outta your xBox."

He's what, late teens? The concept of his own mortality is foreign to him.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #218 on: December 02, 2011, 07:25:16 pm »
I've never had general anaesthesia.  I expect the first time I have to deal with it I will have quite the set of jitters about not waking up from this.  I am, however, 42.  A dude in his late teens is probably wondering what the high will feel like.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #219 on: December 02, 2011, 07:36:50 pm »
I guess I was under general anesthesia when I had my wisdom teeth taken out. To be honest, I did not think/worry about it at all, aside from how much it would hurt afterwards.
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« Reply #220 on: December 02, 2011, 08:16:27 pm »
Having worked with exotic animals, I have personally known living things that went to have their teeth cleaned and came back dead. It's also not unheard of for cats and dogs to die from it, where they have a lot more experience with how anesthesia affects the species. While I have been assured that we're now really good at this with humans, I am still terrified of anesthesia.
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« Reply #221 on: December 02, 2011, 08:54:48 pm »
When I got miy wisdom teeth out they had to junk me up a lot, and I distinctly remember making a long dissertation to the medical staff touching on how fucked up I was and how much I was enjoying it.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #222 on: December 02, 2011, 09:19:10 pm »
I've only been under general anesthesia once, when I was 5-6 years old.  All I remember is the doctor told me we were going to count backwards from 100.  I got to 98 before blacking out.

I wrote about that experince here.
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« Reply #223 on: December 04, 2011, 03:10:17 am »
Hey, customer service person:  When I say I'm doing fine and that I will ask you when I need help, I mean it.  When you instead interrupt me and ask me (in your empty store) about four more times if I need any help, I will leave and go elsewhere. 
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« Reply #224 on: December 05, 2011, 12:55:43 am »
I survived as well.
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