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[lprkn]

Whatever happened to getting jiggy with it? The Willenium barely got off the ground before suddenly the world was a much less jiggy conducive environment. I feel robbed.

It's the Pitbullenium now. He did the song for the MIB soundtrack.

[smick]

I've had quite a bit of spare time lately and I have been studying this book and spending as much time as possible split between two local collectives.

That book is invaluable...especially if you're working with equipment that isn't necessarily coming out on 2013 biciclettas. 

"How the fuck do I change and adjust campy style brakes?"  *flip flip flip* "Oh!"

[greenkoolayd]

[pmcd9]

Invisible BJs

[theinevitable]

So this bee dude comes home, really excited to brag to all of his buds about getting some action.
"hey man, totally made out with this... whattaya call it. You know. The sweet stuff inside a flower?"
"oh, SHIT man, you fucked some syrup?"
"nah, man, necked 'er."

[pmcd9]

So this bee dude comes home, really excited to brag to all of his buds about getting some action.
"hey man, totally made out with this... whattaya call it. You know. The sweet stuff inside a flower?"
"oh, SHIT man, you fucked some syrup?"
"nah, man, necked 'er."

To quote someone famous, "If it's stupid enough it's cool."

[jaydub]

Ash's current avatar quote reminds me of a family friend who owned a cattle station in the Outback of New South Wales.  My Dad asked him about the pack of dogs he kept, "What breed are those?" to which the reply was "Turners".
"I'm not familiar with that one"
"They turn good food into shit".

(They actually helped quite a bit with livestock wrangling, both cattle and sheep)

[theinevitable]

I keep thinking of this when I'm at work and cracking up. I love Gun Show.

[Choop]

I keep thinking of this when I'm at work and cracking up. I love Gun Show.

borked img cuz it's a page -> this page here

[greenkoolayd]

upcoming biopics that interest me to various degrees:

naomi watts as princess di
andre benjamin/andre 3000 as jimi hendrix
anthony hopkins as alfred hitchcock

[jaydub]

Awesome read.  I wonder if the London sewers are still so labyrinthine, or if they have been tamed over time.

[pmcd9]

Very interesting story, Ash.

[lprkn]

All the good gods are dead. Then again, the only good god is a dead god.

[side_show]

You know how sometimes, when you visit someone's house, and it has an unpleasant smell that they've gotten used to?  It makes me worry about what unpleasant smell in my own home I've gotten used to.

[Arachno-capitalist]

Protip: Don't break out the skymall catalog at 2AM after your friend challenges you to "find the most useless gadget". That garbage is filled with regret that costs entirely too much.