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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2011, 02:20:57 am »
Christmas won't be merry unless I get to see a photo of Ash riding his hoss in a parade.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2011, 04:01:17 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 10, 2011, 02:20:57 am
Christmas won't be merry unless I get to see a photo of Ash riding his trampling grinches, pedants, and scrooges under his hoss in a parade.
FTFY
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2011, 06:44:33 am »
I took a holiday photo for my pagan atheist friends today. We listened to the South Park Christmas album while we were snapping. Afterwards we watched youtube clips of Rick Perry being a douchebag.  They both wished me merry Christmas. 

Then I delivered a sexy Santa dress to a Jewish friend of mine to wear in the Deck the Hall's parade tomorrow.  She wished me a merry Christmas.

I was talking on the phone yesterday to another Jewish friend of mine.  He's actually building a 12' foot menorah that is going to be on display at the Galleria.  We're gonna get a group together and see it when it's unveiled.  He didn't wish me merry Christmas, but that's pretty cool. The 12' menorah I mean.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #48 on: December 10, 2011, 07:07:20 pm »
Shouldn't there be one more point on his star?
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2011, 01:55:10 am »
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2011, 06:01:06 am »
This made me smile. Merry culturally ambiguous tree day, everyone.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2011, 02:36:45 pm »
im definitely having a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2011, 02:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Doc on December 14, 2011, 06:01:06 am
This made me smile. Merry culturally ambiguous tree day, everyone.

See, that's what we should do. We should just move Arbor Day to Dec. 25 and celebrate the trees with gifts wrapped in paper made from their ground innards.

And then we can scrap Santa Claus and start telling kids about The Lorax.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2011, 12:08:29 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 14, 2011, 02:38:16 pm
See, that's what we should do. We should just move Arbor Day to Dec. 25 and celebrate the trees with gifts wrapped in paper made from their ground innards.

And then we can scrap Santa Claus and start telling kids about The Lorax.
I was just stymied in my attempt to find the 'like' button.  Aren't the wonks always saying that Jesus was likely born in the spring anyway?
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2011, 05:55:01 am »
It's time for your annual helping of Christmas Shoes.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2011, 06:37:54 am »
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2011, 06:12:09 pm »
Today I got my first HOLIDAY present of the season. I would be ripping it open, because knowing this aunt it is a cool houseware or kitchen item, but my little cousins demanded that I NOT OPEN BEFORE THE 25TH, FOR SOME REASON. She said she thought it would come next week sometime...

I am having a major little-kid problem where I want to open it THIS INSTANT.

I guess the magic of the internet is that I could open it right now, and send them an email with a picture of me opening it next week. But isn't that cheating?

Although, really, what is this season about if not duping children?
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2011, 07:33:16 pm »
My former boss... would put a Chanukah card on my desk every year.

This is all because I let it slip that I didn't mind having the pager one time on Christmas, since we didn't really celebrate it much.
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2011, 08:52:00 pm »
'Tis the season for binary generalizations!
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Re: Merry CHRISTmas!
« Reply #59 on: December 17, 2011, 12:17:41 am »
Christmas Pornaments (if you have to ask if it's NSFW, then maybe you shouldn't use the internet).
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