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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #855 on: April 30, 2014, 02:35:52 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 30, 2014, 06:59:38 am
Didn't you used to get laid a lot?

Yow.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #856 on: April 30, 2014, 05:01:41 pm »
playing a game with my friends is more fun than making out with people I only kind-of like. There will be women in New Jersey, but not my best friends.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #857 on: April 30, 2014, 08:52:15 pm »
Actually, I think I am realizing that fourth edition sucks. Also, trying to think of a way to cancel this game that won't make me seem like a baby taking his toys and going home. Frankly I am realizing that no matter what I try to do one or more roommates is going to whine about it. It just isn't worth my time. I'd rather do something with them we can agree on that doesn't bring out our worst qualities.

And believe me, if some lady were showing interest in spending time with me I would not be posting about arguing with my roommate about whether he can play as a "walking talking ballsack."

I am having a fuck-you Wednesday. People yelling at me to get on the sidewalk while I'm biking to work, roommates telling me they don't want to play our game unless they get their way, customers demanding that I double bag their food in plastic before double bagging it in paper (note: I work in the coffee department and she was not buying coffee and there were 4 angry people behind her waiting to get coffee...)

Ready for New Jersey. Everything will be happy and fun there, of course.

Ugh.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #858 on: May 05, 2014, 02:52:07 am »
hosted bruncho de mayo today. queso fundido, fruit salad, chicken chilaquiles, egg chilaquiles, chipotle candied bacon. to drink: coffee w/ kahlua, bloody marias, goyallinis (champagne with mexican fruit nectars), corona, margaritas. the weather cooperated (low 80's, clear, low humidity) and the day just felt perfect.

beforehand, the missus raided the peony bushes out front.



sorry for the blurry. margarita for scale.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #859 on: May 05, 2014, 06:00:03 am »
Sounds like a hell of a dinner.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #860 on: May 05, 2014, 02:17:16 pm »
Nice peonies!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #861 on: May 05, 2014, 04:34:14 pm »
brunch started at noon. supper at 8 was grilled cheese and tomato soup. a perfect day :)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #862 on: May 05, 2014, 04:55:13 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 30, 2014, 05:01:41 pm
There will be women in New Jersey, but not my best friends.
True. After all, that's where Snooki comes from.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #863 on: May 07, 2014, 04:40:53 am »
I hate microsoft so hard.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #864 on: May 07, 2014, 05:53:09 am »
Quote from: doomglobe on May 07, 2014, 04:40:53 am
I hate microsoft so hard.

So does everybody else.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #865 on: May 09, 2014, 01:48:23 am »
Ash is angry because his car wasn't broken properly.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #866 on: May 11, 2014, 02:43:15 am »
Maybe the fault code computer is broken?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #867 on: May 21, 2014, 05:34:53 pm »
I think my midlife crisis is just not having a job for a really long time and leaning on this and that here and there. I never used to do that and now I am and it feels really fuck*ng good. I wish my midlife crisis was cool like a ranch or something though.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #868 on: May 21, 2014, 05:44:04 pm »
I think it's pretty obvious what my midlife crisis is, to anyone who knows me at all.

SPOILER: It's not a sports car.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #869 on: May 21, 2014, 06:24:53 pm »
I wanna have JL's midlife crisis.
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