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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #120 on: August 12, 2013, 05:39:16 am »
oh man, that was an awesome date with an awesome lady. We sat on her porch and drank a beer and talked about st louis politics, and I tried not to notice too much how cute she is, and then I biked home and reveled in how fast and slick my new bike is.

(how cute is she? very cute.)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #121 on: August 12, 2013, 04:10:46 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 10, 2013, 07:17:16 am
Definitely hero to zero. Quirky teeth don't bother me too much, but rotted or dirty teeth, ugh! The worst is, at my age everybody's teeth are going bad so it's a pretty rough scene for me.

You know how you always have to scrape that nasty gore off the sides of your art car? It is because it is such a powerful chick magnet, it is luring the women with good teeth away from you, and then crushing them to death with it's incredible magnetic forces. I don't know what you can do about it though, you can't give up that car, no matter how many innocent lives it takes.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #122 on: August 12, 2013, 04:13:11 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 12, 2013, 05:39:16 am
oh man, that was an awesome date with an awesome lady. We sat on her porch and drank a beer and talked about st louis politics, and I tried not to notice too much how cute she is, and then I biked home and reveled in how fast and slick my new bike is.

(how cute is she? very cute.)

Tell her, not us. Wouldn't you like to hear her say that you are cute? She would like to hear that from you, too. 
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #123 on: August 12, 2013, 04:14:50 pm »
I am starting a dating advice column.

(edit: just realized I haven't dated a girl in months)
« Last Edit: August 13, 2013, 12:51:09 am by doomglobe »
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2013, 03:22:55 am »
i guess i am not getting my tablet next week because we will probably be purchasing a new automobile.  booyay!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2013, 05:19:08 am »
What have you been dating then?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #126 on: August 14, 2013, 04:12:26 am »
You guys all doing ok? This isn't like you.

Today I rode my bike to the new radio station headquarters at my alma mater. It is a crappy/fancy space with insufficient shelving and not enough space for anything. But I can tell with time it will become home to them. A very cute much-younger DJ remembered me and put a song on that I used to play, and was trying to look at me out of the corner of her eye to see if I noticed. Adorable.
Biking home my light died in the middle of a huge dark park, which sucked. But I am using strava to track my rides, and comparing myself to my friends is really enjoyable. My one roommate smokes everyone, but I am in the middle of the pack compared to most of my other buddies. 2nd fastest time (among people I know) on one particular hill, which is cool. All in all, a great day off. Thursday is GRE practice test day, so today I just chilled out and read fun books.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #127 on: August 14, 2013, 04:48:06 am »
WELL LOOK WHO THINKS HE'S WOMBAT

(boring day, nothing much going on. still planning a trip to portland i thought i already mentioned - hadn't i yet? birthday trip.)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #128 on: August 14, 2013, 07:35:49 am »
Yes you did. There's a unicycle rider from Portland on this board who you should hook up with. Sorry, I can't remember his handle, dang. Also, of course, Nabu lives there when he's not in the great white north. Definitely you should hook up with him. He's good people.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #129 on: August 14, 2013, 01:47:11 pm »
tI, do you still make coffee at your job? I've lost track. But a friend of mine posted this today, let me know if you're interested.

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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #130 on: August 14, 2013, 02:40:50 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 14, 2013, 07:35:49 am
Yes you did. There's a unicycle rider from Portland on this board who you should hook up with. Sorry, I can't remember his handle, dang. Also, of course, Nabu lives there when he's not in the great white north. Definitely you should hook up with him. He's good people.
Shawn McBride - smick!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #131 on: August 14, 2013, 05:05:43 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on August 13, 2013, 05:19:08 am
What have you been dating then?

Mountains.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2013, 02:57:08 am »
If you are a globe I guess the mountains are the tits.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #133 on: August 16, 2013, 12:49:28 am »
I know this time that I didn't leave the garage door open, so maybe there is something going on with our garage door. Luckily it was mid-day and nothing is missing.

Today I took a practice GRE test and completely bombed. Hmmm. I felt great the whole time I was taking it.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #134 on: August 16, 2013, 01:34:03 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 15, 2013, 02:57:08 am
If you are a globe I guess the mountains are the tits.

Yougotit!
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