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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #240 on: September 07, 2013, 06:01:11 pm »
Birth of a Nation.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #241 on: September 07, 2013, 10:42:36 pm »
Today I got in a yelling match with a coworker who I hate. He was complaining about a "pussy" customer who asked for help carrying something. He said "I should have fuck*ng bashed his face in." I had the gall to say "well, that's what they pay us for, right?" Then he started getting on me about how I "just stand there all day" at the cash register and don't do "real work" like him. I guess his idea of a grocery store is a bunch of angry middle-aged men carrying boxes around, without customers or cashiers.

He later went and complained to my manager about me, and I am really curious about how he framed our interaction.

This guy is a total macho jerk. They only schedule him at weird hours because he is so bad at interacting with people without blowing up.

The good news is, there's a new sheriff in town.

[big banner](INEV, MACHO 2013)

(also, that girl is dating a guy I know who is super-ladies-man. mannnn. gimme a break.)
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Social pressures exist
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You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind

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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #242 on: September 08, 2013, 04:16:35 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on September 07, 2013, 10:42:36 pm
(also, that girl is dating a guy I know who is super-ladies-man. mannnn. gimme a break.)

Which girl? I've kinda lost track.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #243 on: September 08, 2013, 06:12:47 pm »
well, it doesn't matter now.

This has been such a shitty week, considering I only worked 4 days, and immediately before that I had a 3 day weekend. Laptop busted, phone busted, rejected by girl, allergies driving me crazy, the whole yelling thing yesterday, grad school app stuff still going awfully.

The good news is, it's raining out and my plan for today has three parts:
1. Ocarina of Time
2. beer
3. go to bed early

it's gonna be a good one.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #244 on: September 08, 2013, 07:24:16 pm »
4. Chile
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #245 on: September 08, 2013, 11:43:56 pm »
Poking around ifixit, seems like my expensive and time-consuming new hobby is electronics repair. But still cheaper than paying someone to fix my phone and computer.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #246 on: September 09, 2013, 04:04:57 am »
Nice, I used that site to address some PS3 problems. I was skunked and had to take it to a dude eventually, but I'd like to blame Sony and their tendency to swap out components with little to no documentation. Next project: replacing the girlfriend's iPhone speaker.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #247 on: September 09, 2013, 02:31:56 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on September 09, 2013, 04:04:57 am
Nice, I used that site to address some PS3 problems. I was skunked and had to take it to a dude eventually, but I'd like to blame Sony and their tendency to swap out components with little to no documentation. Next project: replacing the girlfriend's iPhone speaker.
My PS3 pretends that it can turn on, but that is the end of things it can do. This website says I need to press and hold the only button the PS3 has or change the hard drive.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #248 on: September 09, 2013, 06:28:05 pm »
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #249 on: September 09, 2013, 08:01:19 pm »
They also say that Detroit, Baltimore, and STL are pretty good... which makes me suspicious.

Although, really, I can't stress this enough... I seem to be the only person who can't find a job in St Louis. All of my friends have good jobs, if they aren't purposely doing something like "working at a restaurant part time so I can focus on _____."

Oh haha, this article is written by Richard Florida. He is the True Enemy of socially-conscious urban planners.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #250 on: September 09, 2013, 08:20:59 pm »
I want to find a place that has a high jobs-for-college-grads to available college grads ratio. NoVa/DC has plenty of jobs for young college grads, but it also saturated with that kind of animal. Also, most of the US (geographically speaking) has little use for college grads and plenty of jobs that they aren't really suited for.

I hear Chile could use some young US educated workers.
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #251 on: September 10, 2013, 08:33:04 pm »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #252 on: September 10, 2013, 09:01:09 pm »
Dang, being a man involves a lot of drinking.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #253 on: September 10, 2013, 09:10:41 pm »
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Buy expensive sunglasses.  Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you.

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Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.

This guide is good if you want to be a piece of trash.
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« Reply #254 on: September 10, 2013, 09:15:05 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 10, 2013, 09:01:09 pm
Dang, being a man involves a lot of drinking.

"Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough."

Quote from: theinevitable on September 10, 2013, 09:10:41 pm
This guide is good if you want to be a piece of trash.

I don't want to understand expensive sunglasses, so yeah that one can go. But unaccompanied people at a party, in general, would probably like to be talked to at least once. 
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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