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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #540 on: December 20, 2013, 07:04:11 am »
congrats!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #541 on: December 20, 2013, 07:27:43 am »
That's great, man! I hope I somehow get to this stage later in life.

Also, producing another tiny human in your half-image must be a weird-ass thing to think of doing. However, pregnant ladies have this wonderful cocktail of hormones that just makes them wonderful love-makin' partners, so lucky you. I wish you all the best, and have fun while that stuff lasts, you lucky dude. Read books to your kids.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #542 on: December 20, 2013, 02:35:02 pm »
Yay, congrats! I missed the FaceTubes announcement so I'm glad I got to see it here!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #543 on: December 20, 2013, 04:10:55 pm »
Congratulations, man, ride the headtrip!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #544 on: December 20, 2013, 04:15:32 pm »
Nice work man!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #545 on: December 20, 2013, 04:24:58 pm »
Hooray!  I'm sure you'll be a great Dad.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #546 on: December 20, 2013, 05:46:58 pm »
Welcome to the new facet of your life.  Everything will be different, but awesome in its own way.
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« Reply #547 on: December 21, 2013, 12:51:48 am »
Oh no he di'nt!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #548 on: December 21, 2013, 05:55:14 pm »
Its not freezing outside so I'm hitting the driving range and 9 holes.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #549 on: December 22, 2013, 12:09:06 am »
I am looking at Williams Sonoma and Sur la Table and stuff for cooking-related gifts for my mom, and I feel like I am reading an Onstad bit. I feel bad/greedy/wasteful for my tendency to covet kitchen "gadgets" as fancy as a second spatula or a full-sized whisk. I went to Target and put a cast-iron skillet in my cart, but at the last minute I put it back because spending 30$ on another pan felt silly. These people are trying to sell me matching lemon and lime juicers, $300 sous-vide setups, and automated jelly/jam makers.

I do have a panini press, though. It was not that much more expensive than the toaster oven, and clearly a press-grilled sandwich is much better than a merely toasted one.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #550 on: December 28, 2013, 09:40:20 pm »
“Sure, she loved her parents, and she had a good life at home, but what the pterodactyl had made her feel was unlike anything she’d ever felt before.”  —    from Taken by the Pterodactyl (Dinosaur Erotica)
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #551 on: December 29, 2013, 12:38:46 am »
I wonder who decides which product is going to get the crazy review treatment?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #552 on: December 29, 2013, 01:39:27 am »
i guess there doesnt have to be an official item that its cool to make fun of for an indeterminate time period.  there is so much horrendous and stupid crap for sale there.  giraffe in a barrel...
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #553 on: December 29, 2013, 02:13:38 am »
FYI, I am not dead. I am, however, in Northwest Ohio with my relatives, which is even worse.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #554 on: December 29, 2013, 09:03:45 am »
The death that is life.
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