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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #570 on: January 10, 2014, 08:59:58 pm »
I don't know how wombat is able to maintain sub-figments in the figments of her imagination. I'm lucky I find my way home at night.
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« Reply #571 on: January 10, 2014, 09:01:37 pm »
Also Inev: Try kitty litter for traction under your tires. Your floor mats will thank you.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #572 on: January 11, 2014, 01:32:06 am »
This time next year I plan to be reading about old buildings or whatever on a beach with some surfer babes. But thanks for the tip in case I have to go to MIT.
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« Reply #573 on: January 11, 2014, 01:34:10 am »
Inev, also: Toscanini's ice cream.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #574 on: January 11, 2014, 02:36:40 am »
Inev and Wombat have slightly different priorities.
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« Reply #575 on: January 11, 2014, 04:17:01 am »
I will bring the surfer babes ice cream. Problem: solved.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #576 on: January 11, 2014, 02:14:01 pm »
Perhaps I was not clear. The ice cream is in Cambridge. Consolation for the lack of surfer babes.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #577 on: January 11, 2014, 06:43:15 pm »
In Boston I would also be near my aunt/uncle, cousins and their adorable children, and most importantly my little sister. I'm sure the ice cream is good too.

(also MIT has an astronomically high employment rate for grads, and gives out lots of funding, and ohhhhhhh what a cool school)

Today I am working on my application for one of the schools that isn't MIT or in California. I'm sure New Jersey has its own charms.

Yesterday my new stainless steel pans came in the mail, and I am kind of scared to cook with them. They are so shiny that I feel like they are someone else's and I'll get in trouble if I mess them up.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #578 on: January 11, 2014, 09:12:37 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 11, 2014, 06:43:15 pm
Today I am working on my application for one of the schools that isn't MIT or in California. I'm sure New Jersey has its own charms.

...something about the Chris Christie scandal... Actually I was thinking that this would end the presidential aspirations of the GOP's best hope, but I'm pretty convinced that this won't phase him in the eyes of the republicans. Which is good for the democrats because he had pretty good bipartisan support up until now.

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Yesterday my new stainless steel pans came in the mail, and I am kind of scared to cook with them. They are so shiny that I feel like they are someone else's and I'll get in trouble if I mess them up.

Get in there and mess those pans up. Cook something boy, do it!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #579 on: January 12, 2014, 04:14:53 am »
Chris Christie will never make it out of the Republican primaries.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #580 on: January 12, 2014, 06:31:05 am »
Oh yeah. The Bible-thumpers and other unelectable nutbars are gonna slaughter him with this in the run-up.

It's gonna be schaudenlicious.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #581 on: January 14, 2014, 12:07:17 am »
I was already concerned that the pair of shoes I got for xmas pushed me into "owns too many shoes" territory, but now that they arrived (the original pair didn't fit and they were out of my size) I realize they are way more similar to my main everyday shoes than I thought. This is bothering me, and also the fact that this bothers me so much is making me embarrassed.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #582 on: January 14, 2014, 12:46:29 am »
That is just silly. Shoes never go bad. Put them away till the ones you have now wear out, and you won't have to go shopping for shoes.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #583 on: January 14, 2014, 01:02:55 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 14, 2014, 12:50:39 am
That way lies madness and hoarding of stuff. Stuff is the bane of existence, a sea-anchor, a millstone about the neck.

You sound like some Upworthy douche writing about some 80 year old man smoking goddamn shit!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #584 on: January 14, 2014, 01:48:52 pm »
You're welcome!
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