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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #645 on: January 31, 2014, 02:21:47 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 31, 2014, 04:43:48 am
This is a delusion that seems to afflict many of the women I know.  I guess if someone wore a gold lamé bikini twice in a row I would notice, but short of that I doubt it.  And I'm observant for a living.

What people like this need to understand is that nobody gives a shit about you.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #646 on: January 31, 2014, 02:48:30 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on January 31, 2014, 04:43:48 am
This is a delusion that seems to afflict many of the women I know.  I guess if someone wore a gold lamé bikini twice in a row I would notice, but short of that I doubt it.  And I'm observant for a living.

I trying to avoid falling into patterns. I don't want to accidentally always wear my green shirt on Mondays because then I'll feel like the guy in Fight Club.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #647 on: January 31, 2014, 06:23:26 pm »
I absolutely notice when people wear the same outfits.

The mistake they're making is thinking that this makes me think either positive or negative thoughts. If the outfit is good, I think it is good. If the outfit is bad, I think it is bad.

Mindy Kaling has a thing about how she has determined that men want their wives/girlfriends/whatever to wear a t-shirt and tight jeans at all times. Everything else is women dressing for each other.

The only thing I worry about is wearing the same outfit on two dates in a row. That is too much. It doesn't help that I have a very set "favorite outfit." But everything I wear is a variation on a dork theme anyway.

I wear the same outfit 40 hours a week. Recently my coworker sewed some big pockets onto the front of my apron, and it is like a whole new world. It turns out that big apron pockets are very functional.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #648 on: January 31, 2014, 09:14:11 pm »
I have a blocked eustachian tube after a cold, and holy hell is it just about the most major minor inconvenience. Constantly dizzy, can hardly hear people speaking, eating sounds like I'm putting my hearing organs down a garburator, and I can't even listen to music. That's the worst part.

everybody says it's 'normal' and to 'wait it out,' but they wouldn't be saying the same thing if it were my goddamn eyeball that just suddenly stopped working.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #649 on: February 01, 2014, 04:08:35 pm »
I have learned I can't handle even the most basic tasks in Photoshop and even super basic 3D stuff is way beyond my understanding.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #650 on: February 07, 2014, 10:28:11 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 31, 2014, 02:15:58 pm
A-Cap and I will CUT YOU

Why? Do you guys have MBA's and all the shame that should go with such a degree?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #651 on: February 07, 2014, 10:33:18 pm »
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #652 on: February 08, 2014, 04:48:31 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 07, 2014, 11:34:28 pm

I usta squirrel around in the BLM land outside Barstow in one of those things. Fun like puppies on crack.

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #653 on: February 08, 2014, 06:56:56 am »
hey aug do you wanna go to the hardware store later? i gotta get some power converters
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #654 on: February 08, 2014, 02:26:50 pm »
and what the hell does the upkeep on deadbeat uncle's ben's 'moisture farm' even entail? I'm imagining dude just sitting around and exhaling onto a single sheet of cellophane until a bead of condensation drips into a bucket. Forever.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #655 on: February 08, 2014, 07:19:14 pm »
Malcom gets a can for making me laugh in the middle of a graveyard shift.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #656 on: February 08, 2014, 07:56:45 pm »
Quote from: Choop on February 08, 2014, 06:56:56 am
hey aug do you wanna go to the hardware store later? i gotta get some power converters

Maybe we could swing by and catch Nick Winters afterwards.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #657 on: February 10, 2014, 06:34:04 pm »
Nice.  Nice.  Very nice.

I'm kind of jealous.  I have bathroom remodel work that needs to be finished, if it ever gets over 40 for a few days straight. 

I'm so close to having my own bathroom again, yet so far away...
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #658 on: February 10, 2014, 06:48:10 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 10, 2014, 06:39:13 pm
EggMan, thanks for the Bag Balm tip. I bought a tin of it and have it set on the fireplace mantel at the new house for use after joint compound or thinset shenanigans. Spouse doesn't like the smell but we both agree that it sure helps. I hain't split anymore fingertips.

It's great stuff.  You can use it all over.  I've been known to use it when a bee stings my gentleness.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #659 on: February 10, 2014, 08:48:46 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on February 10, 2014, 06:48:10 pm
It's great stuff.  You can use it all over.  I've been known to use it when a bee stings my gentleness.

When I was on Accutane* my dermatologist recommend bag balm for my lips. He said it was way more effective than any other chapstick. Southern States** even sold it in tiny tins that fit in that weird jeans pocket. It was effective but messy since you had to apply it with your finger so I switched to Neutrogena in a handy tube.


*is that shit even legal now?
**does that chain still exist? All the ones by me closes like 15 years ago
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