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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1320 on: February 20, 2015, 03:04:06 pm »
Hector: Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?
Mark Hanna: Well, Hector here's the game plan. You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis, you know how I like 'em, straight up.
[he gives Hector some money]
Mark Hanna: And then precisely in seven and one half minutes after that you're gonna bring us two more. And then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the fuck out.
[Jordan laughs]
Hector: Excellent strategy, sir.
Jordan Belfort: Oh, I'm...I'm good with water for now though. Thank you.
[to Hector]
Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street, give him time.



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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1321 on: February 20, 2015, 04:59:19 pm »
"hey girl, do you have a windchill? Cuz you're 24, but you seem like a 10 to me..."
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1322 on: February 20, 2015, 10:04:12 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 20, 2015, 04:59:19 pm
"hey girl, do you have a windchill? Cuz you're 24, but you seem like a 10 to me..."

She's the cause of global warming!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1323 on: March 11, 2015, 05:38:56 am »
I am really into this urban planning stuff, but damn if all my friends who studied computer science aren't up to their necks in money. Even the ones who majored in something else and then learned to code after graduation.

Related/unrelated, I am really enjoying my GIS (computer-aided mapping) class and apparently if you want to really use that software you need to learn basic coding stuff. So maybe I'll look into that.

A girl I had a crush on in college was on Letterman tonight. I'm looking for a video.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1324 on: March 11, 2015, 02:01:30 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 11, 2015, 05:38:56 am

Related/unrelated, I am really enjoying my GIS (computer-aided mapping) class and apparently if you want to really use that software you need to learn basic coding stuff. So maybe I'll look into that.


Younger daughter is a Geography major (graduating in May!) focusing on GIS.  It's a cool, and we're told, a rapidly growing field.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1325 on: March 11, 2015, 06:31:35 pm »
Today I decided that since it's 60 out I should start my journey of getting back in biking shape. Since Jersey roads still terrify me, I figured I'd go through the park by my house. Today inev learned that when snow melts it turns into giant, muddy puddles and you can't see the potholes underneath. Narrowly escaped sprawling out face-down in the mud.

I guess I need to do laundry, because this was my last clean pair of #####.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1326 on: March 12, 2015, 01:45:59 am »


I spent all of last semester using Open Office, and this semester I was fed up and forked over the cash to get Excel. Come to find out, it's not the same! Different hotkeys! Weird missing functions! Ugh!


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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1327 on: March 13, 2015, 05:34:52 am »
It is official as of today: there are 3 different people who I have called "stupid" out loud in their earshot who are going to Ivy League graduate programs. WTF. Meanwhile my old roommate, smartest guy ever, got rejected from every school he applied to but one.

(which is a very good school, but in a world where these morons are going to Harvard I expect better)

One of these people was described as a "pretentious illiterate" by a classmate, which is a really good insult.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1328 on: March 13, 2015, 06:36:11 pm »
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1329 on: March 13, 2015, 08:51:21 pm »
That didn't freak me out but I had to read it twice to make sure I followed it. That is a complicated tooth story.

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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1330 on: March 13, 2015, 08:54:27 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on March 13, 2015, 05:34:52 am

(which is a very good school, but in a world where these morons are going to Harvard I expect better)


A lot of morons go to Harvard. They know someone, or they know how to look good on paper, or any number of reasons.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1331 on: March 14, 2015, 07:31:38 pm »
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« Reply #1332 on: March 15, 2015, 04:50:11 am »
I am drinking whiskey and watching people on Youtube play Hotline Miami because I am bad at this game. Even when not drinking. today I made pickled peppers and did laundry and grocery shopped. Spring Break is cool. A thing I need to work on is scheduling time off for myself. Because I am always half-distracted when doing work, I never feel like I worked enough, and so I always feel guilty when I relax. Not to say I don't relax, I relax possibly too much, but it always has this guilty edge. Working hard during set hours and relaxing during other hours seems ideal.

I have reached a procrastination equilibrium where everyone is impressed at how early I start our projects, but I still finish them the day they're due.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1333 on: March 15, 2015, 06:03:16 pm »
I have gotten really good at having hangovers. Ugh.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #1334 on: March 17, 2015, 05:34:04 am »
I did it. Spent an entire day in NYC without spending money on anything but the train. Brought a sandwich and thermos full of coffee and ate/drank in a park looking across the east river, wandered around Astoria Queens, took the subway down to Brooklyn and read in another park, then realized my old roommate lived nearby and walked to his place for dinner with him and his parents. I felt a little awkward about crashing their dinner, but they are sweet people and it was nice seeing them.

On the other hand, I tried to make plans with 4 different friends to do stuff this week and all 4 never got back to me. So the rest of spring break is gonna be school work and solo hangout time.
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