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Re: Return of the Son of Today I'm Gonna...
« Reply #915 on: June 12, 2018, 06:48:51 am »

Paul, I misread your post before. I hope we are not accidentally engaged.

Could be a super wacky adventure. I've seen romantic comedies that had a flimsier premise. If you feel a montage coming on you'll know for sure.

I'm sure everything will work out in the end.

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« Reply #916 on: June 18, 2018, 08:37:16 pm »

I saw a deer in the neighbor's backyard without even having to leave the house, much less sleep in a pickup in the woods. I like that better.
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« Reply #917 on: June 19, 2018, 03:41:37 pm »

This morning the deer was in my front yard instead of the neighbor's, so possibly eating MY garden. So I am now vigorously anti-seeing-deer.
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« Reply #918 on: June 27, 2018, 01:34:41 pm »

Put your case out with a few seed dollars in it, see what happens.
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« Reply #919 on: June 27, 2018, 06:52:11 pm »

My boss sent us an idiotic political article and i decided to keep my cool and then he brought it up in a meeting and my coworker egged me on and i lost my cool. It was not good. Itís a dumb argument Iíve heard a million times but i got so mad that i did not explain myself well. Not great.

Well, i told my coworkers that the working class creates all wealth, so at least i can claim a victory for... slogans.
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« Reply #920 on: June 29, 2018, 02:32:58 pm »

Today I did one of my favorite tasks of the year: buying a short-term giraffeing license in advance of vacation.
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« Reply #921 on: July 11, 2018, 04:04:38 am »

I heard you can fillet a piano but you can't fillet a giraffe
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« Reply #922 on: July 11, 2018, 05:17:19 am »

Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?
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« Reply #923 on: July 11, 2018, 05:21:41 am »

Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?

No, I guess I got it right.

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« Reply #924 on: July 11, 2018, 09:14:28 pm »

I just wanted to say what ash said but with the tuna joke
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« Reply #925 on: July 12, 2018, 02:38:22 pm »

Going to Miami tomorrow and I'm pretty frickin' excited. Going to be one of those trips where I have to keep myself from eating five meals a day.
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« Reply #926 on: July 12, 2018, 10:19:56 pm »

Going to Miami tomorrow and I'm pretty frickin' excited.

This should be required viewing for anyone visiting Florida. And Miami visitors should also study this.
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