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[pmcd9]

Paul, I misread your post before. I hope we are not accidentally engaged.

Could be a super wacky adventure. I've seen romantic comedies that had a flimsier premise. If you feel a montage coming on you'll know for sure.

I'm sure everything will work out in the end.

[wombat]

I saw a deer in the neighbor's backyard without even having to leave the house, much less sleep in a pickup in the woods. I like that better.

[wombat]

This morning the deer was in my front yard instead of the neighbor's, so possibly eating MY garden. So I am now vigorously anti-seeing-deer.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Put your case out with a few seed dollars in it, see what happens.

[theinevitable]

My boss sent us an idiotic political article and i decided to keep my cool and then he brought it up in a meeting and my coworker egged me on and i lost my cool. It was not good. It’s a dumb argument I’ve heard a million times but i got so mad that i did not explain myself well. Not great.

Well, i told my coworkers that the working class creates all wealth, so at least i can claim a victory for... slogans.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Today I did one of my favorite tasks of the year: buying a short-term giraffeing license in advance of vacation.

[theinevitable]

I heard you can fillet a piano but you can't fillet a giraffe

[pmcd9]

Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?

[pmcd9]

Is there a new mod or have I been saying that joke wrong all this time?

No, I guess I got it right.

[theinevitable]

I just wanted to say what ash said but with the tuna joke

[Carlos del Vaca]

Going to Miami tomorrow and I'm pretty frickin' excited. Going to be one of those trips where I have to keep myself from eating five meals a day.

[pmcd9]

Going to Miami tomorrow and I'm pretty frickin' excited.

This should be required viewing for anyone visiting Florida. And Miami visitors should also study this.

[theinevitable]

Yikes. I felt like lately my bank account was a little stagnant so I put everything from the last six months in excel and categorized it. Turns out:
1. I'm at a net negative for the year!!!!
2. It's 100% due to eating out too much. No vacations, minimal shopping (I buy shirts and stuff when needed, replaced my dying laptop). I drink a few beers at a bar maybe once a week. I'd feel more OK about this if I were taking my girlfriend out for amazing meals but... nope. All trashy convenience food, mostly for breakfast and lunch. Bagels, sandwiches, salads, chinese food, and coffee coffee coffee. The good news is, tomorrow is my last day of field research, so it will be way easier to bring lunches. But, damn.

(well, ok, the NYC rent isn't helping either)

[pmcd9]

I'm at a net negative for the year!!!!

You millenials have it hard. The older generation doesn't really understand how bad it's gotten.

[theinevitable]

No, this is my own stupidity. I have truly tiny student loans (parents paid for college, scholarship and overpaid assistant gig for my master’s) and i make a lot of money. Not a lot of money for NYC, but a lot of money for a single 30 year old dude. Certainly more than I’d make in a smaller city with lower rent.