The mohawk is the second most hardcore haircut that a man can have.
The first is total shaveness.
For me, this mohawk is a stepping stone to total shaveness. But I disagree, the mohawk is much more hardcore than totally bald. It's more imposing, not that i'm actually imposing in any way. I just want to be a little different, see if I can get drug tested again. Also, the bald look is much more common whereas the mohawk is rare and virtually non existant in my age group.
Goddamn. RIP, Paul's mullet.
I had to cut it so I could go back to making fun of them.
I can only hope that this turns into some sort of board competition.
That, my dear girl, is exactly the point. But I think JL is right. The only way you'll give me any competition is if one of you girls gets a Mr. T cut or one of the dudes goes for a Marge Simpson beehive.
I returned to the barber and traded my tradional Mohican for a punk mohawk.

Next week i'll return and have it trimmed short into a
Travis Bickle mohawk.
~Paul