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Title: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on December 19, 2005, 05:14:16 pm
Where the hell is this movie?  It would be awesome.  I would watch it. The annoying tribute concert currently touring the land has me thinking that much better justice could be done to his life.  I mean, 'Fat Bottom Girl," people!  Come on!

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From Wikipedia: Mercury was well known for his extravagance and hedonism. When asked how he would live without fame or money, he replied, "I'll always walk around like a Persian popinjay and no one's going to stop me".
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AlohaDawg on December 19, 2005, 05:36:54 pm
Ovation channel was running a great documentary of Freddie Mercury's life with just tons of interviews and concert footage.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on December 19, 2005, 06:03:46 pm
I thought Queen was was deemed uncool by this board?  Is it ok then to confess my deep and abiding love of the music of Freddy Mercury and his cohorts in the band Queen?

Fat Bottom Girls indeed!

~Paul
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on December 19, 2005, 06:12:43 pm
Bah!  Do you think I care about cool?  I'm a theatre dork for gawd's sake!  Also, though some of it was careless, I would say that Freddy Mercury was the founder of the Party party.  fuck*ng?   Hell yes!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on December 19, 2005, 06:21:00 pm
Bah!  Do you think I care about cool?
If you like it then it is cool.  Maybe it was just that preposterous Queen musical that was deemed uncool?

~Paul
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on December 19, 2005, 06:25:36 pm
Queen not cool?  Fuck that shit!

Hell, the first album (OK, 8-track) I ever bought myself was News of the World.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: V-Adore on December 19, 2005, 08:06:35 pm
I still think that "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a good song even without the kitsch factor.

Also, "Under Pressure" is Godly, and I will hear no argument otherwise!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jough on December 19, 2005, 08:07:16 pm
Queen is one of the best bands EVER.  To say they are not cool is like saying that "cool" isn't cool.

WTF, people?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on December 19, 2005, 08:20:18 pm
This thread makes my heart grow warm.

Are you ready for my Freddy Mercury story?

~Paul
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on December 19, 2005, 08:33:48 pm
Paul's getting ready to post a picture of himself with his arm around Freddy Mercury.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jough on December 19, 2005, 08:44:24 pm
That would explain a lot, actually.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on December 19, 2005, 08:51:09 pm
Paul's getting ready to post a picture of himself with his arm around Freddy Mercury.
No, god I wish, that would be awesome.

~Paul
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: robot_roll_call on December 19, 2005, 08:59:50 pm
How could anyone think Queen isn't cool?

Way to leave us hanging though, sideshow. If you want a biopic, who would you want to play him? I can't really think of anyone who would do him justice.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jough on December 19, 2005, 09:33:47 pm
Will Ferrell.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: robot_roll_call on December 19, 2005, 10:01:02 pm
I think the casting criteria should be who can say ""I'll always walk around like a Persian popinjay and no one's going to stop me" in the most convincing way. I don't think many people could pull that off.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Lister on December 19, 2005, 10:08:47 pm
Queen is one of the few bands that deserves to have "best of" albums.

This is the highest praise I can give to a band.

Seriously, I haven't ever found a song of theirs I don't like, and some are just fuck*ng genius.  Even the theme from Flash Gordon* is a shade of awesome.  Pratchett and Gaiman's Good Omens is pushed from awesome to awesomer by the Queen references.

Queen music is raw emotion in audio form.  It enters your hindbrain and goes straight to your low-level nervous system, where you dance like Freddy Mercury's puppet.

* FLASH!  AAAAAaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on December 19, 2005, 11:25:12 pm
How could anyone think Queen isn't cool?

Way to leave us hanging though, sideshow. If you want a biopic, who would you want to play him? I can't really think of anyone who would do him justice.

I would say Tim Curry, but he's getting pretty old and stout.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AlohaDawg on December 19, 2005, 11:25:32 pm
Will Ferrell.

Does Queen have any songs that feature cowbell? Cause Will Ferrell can play the SHIT out of the cowbell.

John Leguizamo came to mind for me for some reason. He's pretty...um...fluid.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Bozack on December 19, 2005, 11:36:44 pm
I am such a fan of Queen I abandoned my Batman, although I might bring him back.
If someone can listen to "Killer Queen" and not start dancing, they are either legally dead, Hitler, or legally dead Hitler.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: robot_roll_call on December 19, 2005, 11:45:29 pm
* FLASH!  AAAAAaaaaaaaaa!

KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on December 20, 2005, 12:34:40 am
How could anyone think Queen isn't cool?

Way to leave us hanging though, sideshow. If you want a biopic, who would you want to play him? I can't really think of anyone who would do him justice.

Oh, yeah, well I actually think Scott Weiland (formerly of the Stone Temple Pilots and now of Velvet Revolver) might actually be an interesting choice - he's got that femmy-but-hot thing going for him - but who knows if the boy could act himself out of a paper bag?

Also, Paul, please tell us your story!  I'm tingly with an-ti-ci-pa-tion, and I will give you three tiny cans of Dr. Pepper for the privilege.

Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on December 20, 2005, 04:01:07 am
Also, Paul, please tell us your story!  I'm tingly with an-ti-ci-pa-tion, and I will give you three tiny cans of Dr. Pepper for the privilege.
Ok, I'll do it for the tiny cans of Dr. Pepper*.

First I need some music.  Jazz, yeah that's the one.

Ok, as we all know Freddy Mercury had AIDS and the general public (aka Me) was unaware of this until only a few days before his death and even then we didn't know how sick he was.  The night he died I dreamed about him.  We're all familiar with the strange nature of dreams, in this one I was Freddy Mercury's son.  And he was basically showing me around and telling me everything that I needed to know to carry on after he was gone.  We were backstage at a concert and we were in the studio, all the while he was pointing out little things.  I can't remember a single specific thing he said, but I remember it as being fatherly advice.  It was one of those dreams that makes you feel like a million dollars when you awake.  Just enveloped in a total warm glow.  I was still listening to the rock and roll radio station then (they weren't calling it classic rock yet) and so shortly after being awoken by the clock radio I was informed that he had died.  Talk about going from euphoria to depression in record time.

In the unrelated or is it department.  I held out against Cd's for a long time. Finally my record player quit.   This was several months before Freddy's passing.   Records were already hard to come by at that point so I switched.  My player had died right in the middle of a song and I just left it, needle sitting in the groove, right where it stopped.  It sat there for months.  I finally went to put the record away and pack up the player as I was moving.  This was now some time after Freddy's passing.  I noticed what record it was and remembered that it was Queen Jazz that was playing the day my record player died.  The song?  You guessed it, Dead on Time. Spooky huh?  Realizing that attaching spiritual significance to these events puts me in the same category as people who flock to see the visage of the Virgin Mary on a corn chip or cracked window pane or whatever, but I do attach spiritual significance to these events.  So there you have it, that's my Freddy Mercury story.

~Paul

*That's a lie, I'm doing it because I have an internet crush on Side Show.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: V-Adore on December 20, 2005, 04:41:37 am
Realizing that attaching spiritual significance to these events puts me in the same category as people who flock to see the visage of the Virgin Mary on a corn chip or cracked window pane or whatever, but I do attach spiritual significance to these events.  So there you have it, that's my Freddy Mercury story.

~Paul

Wow, that's... sinister, to say the least. I'm not sure I would assign it spiritual significance, but I would at least be creeped out.

Eerie!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Doc on December 20, 2005, 12:29:29 pm
Queen did the Flash Gordon theme? Damn and I was watching that (Hilariously bad) movie the other day too. But now I hum it back to myself of course it was them.

Re: Biopics. I've got this horrible feeling that if it ever was made it would end up starring Johnny Depp. Not that I don't have much love for the Deppman, but I don't think he'd be quite right.

I really wish I had an awesome Queen related story, Paul you being the one to carry on Freddy Mecury's flame just seems Right somehow, just go on existing as a mix of danger and sexiness.
Actually I just remembered a (pretty crap) Queen story: a couple of years ago when I finished highschool the senior year went on a camp that (for whatever ungodly reason) ended up involving karaoke, some friends and I decided that Bohemian Rhapsody had to be sung, and despite our desperately poor rendition(about 7 guys trying to sing it at once choosing parts at random) such is the power of Queen that it was the only song all night that got everyone dancing (well moshing, it was a small room) which, when you consider everyone consisted of about two hundred 17 year old males, caused the teachers some concern.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: wombat on December 20, 2005, 03:12:49 pm
Well now I have an urge to go take the Christmas music off and put on some Queen.  Also I just had to go add some Queen to my Amazon wish list.  And since I'm the only one who ever buys me that stuff, you guys are costing me real money now.

My lamer Queen related story is that I bought A Night at the Opera when it came out and years later when my mom moved to Florida and made us take all our stuff out of her house, I couldn't find it.  It turned out later that my sister had taken it - because it was a first edition or whatever you call that when it's a record. and she didn't think I was a big enough fan to deserve owning such a thing.  Which I wasn't, I guess, since I was perfectly happy to go out and buy a CD of the same recording.

My best guitar-playing friend and I used to play and sing the song '49 from that album all the time.  You know, that science fiction song.  It has really good harmony.  Does anyone else know that song exists?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on December 20, 2005, 03:34:51 pm
We're all familiar with the strange nature of dreams, in this one I was Freddy Mercury's son.  And he was basically showing me around and telling me everything that I needed to know to carry on after he was gone.

Please tell me you won't be putting on one of these (http://www.dprp.vuurwerk.nl/proghistory/images/mercury.jpg) as a result.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Bozack on December 20, 2005, 08:45:06 pm
Please tell me you won't be putting on one of these (http://www.dprp.vuurwerk.nl/proghistory/images/mercury.jpg) as a result.

And if I know Paul, there are GONNA be pictures!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on December 21, 2005, 04:51:23 am
Oh yes, Bozack, your new avatar was the reason why I posted this thread to begin with - I forgot to mention that in the original post. 

Paul, I have given you two tiny cans thus far - I apparently can only give out one can per hour, so the final can will be awarded the next time I'm on-line.  But thank you for the story.

Carlos, thank you for reminding us that the Lycra unitard, cut to expose the chest, is probably the most embarrassing clothing item ever invented.  When else is how and where you position your
unit
such a fashion-related-quandary?  When else do pro-wrestlers and rockers shop at the same store?

Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jough on December 21, 2005, 04:53:57 am
Next on my board-fixing-up list: remove the marquee.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on December 21, 2005, 05:03:11 am
Yeah, that is bullshit, I thought it would just be there in the text scrolling, not given it's own dedicated line.  It looks so terrible, but I'll leave it as is as a sort of cautionary tale for the children.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: V-Adore on December 21, 2005, 05:06:04 am
That's the best thing ever, I think. I mean, here you are, reading along, and then...
unit
all up ons! Shabam!

That said, it needs to go before Toroid notices.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on December 21, 2005, 05:18:06 am
That said, it needs to go before Toroid notices.

Dave's not here, man.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2010, 07:48:35 pm
And here it is over four years later and still no Freddy Mercury Biopic.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: TedStriker on January 19, 2010, 09:28:05 pm
On the upside, Russell Brand exists now.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: side_show on January 19, 2010, 10:29:35 pm
Maybe I should have posed my demand to film makers, rather than to a message board about cartoon cats?  I assumed you all had clout!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 19, 2010, 11:10:01 pm
I forgot to mention that this post was prompted by the fact that I've been listening to old Queen cassettes.  Particularly I found one (two actully) called Best of Queen (Paul's Pick's) Vol. 1 and 2  Three hours of all my favorite Queen songs on two cassettes.  Apparently there are several important queen albums that I somehow don't posses digitally.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: oball on January 19, 2010, 11:57:25 pm
I was under the impression there had been a Freddie Mercury biopic made recently, but it turns out I had my British-musicians-who-died-tragically-young mixed up and I was thinking of Ian Curtis.

Also,

Jough never got rid of the marquee!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Choop on January 20, 2010, 12:41:20 am
what is a jough
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: lprkn on January 20, 2010, 12:47:32 am
and how do you pronounce it anyway
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: oball on January 20, 2010, 01:30:00 am
yo-UGH
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Toaster on January 20, 2010, 01:35:17 am
JOW-f.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 20, 2010, 01:50:56 am
George!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: CortJstr on January 20, 2010, 02:25:32 am
Sir
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: littlefallsmets on January 20, 2010, 03:15:17 am
Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: miles on January 20, 2010, 03:15:31 am
Well now I have an urge to go take the Christmas music off and put on some Queen.

This is just a good policy generally. If you ever find that you have put Christmas music on, turn it off and play some Queen.

And isn't it pronounced "God's Own Dick"?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: bluemoon72 on January 20, 2010, 03:17:25 am
Could be:  Juff (like tough), Joff (like cough), Jew (like through), Jow (like bough), Joe (like dough).  While my brain hears it Joff, upon consideration, I'm going with Joe.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on January 20, 2010, 04:02:50 am
You pronounce it just like ghoti.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: miles on January 20, 2010, 04:06:48 am
Don't you mean giraffe?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: bluemoon72 on January 20, 2010, 04:08:32 am
You pronounce it just like ghoti.

Mmm, ghoti stew with ghoughpteighbteaus.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jaydub on January 20, 2010, 05:30:55 am
Could be:  Juff (like tough), Joff (like cough), Jew (like through), Jow (like bough), Joe (like dough).  While my brain hears it Joff, upon consideration, I'm going with Joe.
Pedantry compels me to point out Jock(like hough).
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Doc on January 20, 2010, 08:20:13 am
What, it's pronounced Jough, as in "Jough". What's the issue?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Toaster on January 20, 2010, 09:19:34 am
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jough Chicago wgah'nagl fhtagn
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on January 20, 2010, 01:32:28 pm
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jough Chicago wgah'nagl fhtagn

Uh oh.  Now you've summoned him.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: oball on January 20, 2010, 01:59:56 pm
Iä!  Iä!
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: wombat on January 20, 2010, 02:03:09 pm
Throat-Warbler Mangrove.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: greenkoolayd on January 20, 2010, 03:54:11 pm
Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.

canned for the laugh, you puerto rican sumbitch.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Drygioni on January 20, 2010, 07:07:36 pm
It's actually Jokh, as pronounced in the Manx dialect

http://www.ceantar.org/Dicts/Manx/mx26.html
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on January 20, 2010, 07:20:06 pm
It's actually Jokh, as pronounced in the Manx dialect

http://www.ceantar.org/Dicts/Manx/mx26.html

I love the definition:  jough [f]     drink, tipple, booze, potion, potation, beverage
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 20, 2010, 09:30:45 pm
So what's your favorite Queen song?  Me, I don't know, they really are just about my favorite band, nearly up there with the Beatles and all, I don't know if I could single out one song and call it my favorite.

I like a lot of their more quirky songs like Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy or Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon, etc...  I used to like their hardest rocking songs like White Man or Prophet's Song a lot more than I do now.  Although I still like the Roger Taylor rockers because they sound more punk than prog.  I'm pretty fond of the songs that slip into a specific genre such as Millionaire Waltz or Bring Back that Leroy Brown.  And of course I love their biggest hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, etc... even though they have been burned out from constant radio rotation (even still).

I guess if I have to narrow it down to one song I'll have to go with Somebody to Love.  Even though it's one of their big hits I never get tired of listening to it.  It's also one of their genre songs (old time gospel) and the message really hits home with me.  I often feel like the protagonist of the song.  And last, but by no means least the song just rocks.  The band is so fuck*ng tight and the voices are simply amazing. 

So anyway, what's your favorite Queen song?
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Post by: TedStriker on January 20, 2010, 09:40:35 pm
Fat Bottom Girls.  Perfect marriage of lyrical content and musical spirit.  The damned thing SOUNDS like a fat girl.  Plus bonus Irony Points for Freddie talking about Sexy Times with the ladies.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: oball on January 20, 2010, 10:46:03 pm
I was always a big fan of Don't Stop Me Now, from way back in the day when I used to listen to the Queen Greatest Hits cassette that my parents owned over and over again.

Because it just flat-out rocks your face off.
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Post by: oball on January 20, 2010, 10:52:25 pm
Also have people here heard of A Night At The Hip-Hopera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Night_at_the_Hip_Hopera)?  It's a mashup project that takes Queen instrumentals and puts hip-hop vocals over the top.  The songs vary in quality but some of them work really really well.

You can download it here (http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_hiphopera.html).
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Post by: littlefallsmets on January 21, 2010, 02:33:23 am
Quote from: greenkoolayd
canned for the laugh, you puerto rican sumbitch.

Mmmmmm... Puerto Rican sandwich.

ALSO: favourite Queen song? "New York New York". Because I'm a huge nerd.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Carlos del Vaca on January 21, 2010, 04:13:03 am
When I made fried chicken the other night, I found myself singing "One Vision."
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: AugustWest on January 21, 2010, 05:02:29 am
Gotta be Killer Queen for me. 
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Post by: miles on January 21, 2010, 06:04:53 am
I like how everyone seems to be on board with Queen. Aside from the Beatles might be the only band that could have a thread devoted to it without at least one person being all "man fuck Queen in the eye."

Paul, I have to agree with you on Somebody to Love. It's a hit, but it's not overplayed. I also really like the album Sheer Heart Attack, and of course Killer Queen specifically. She Makes Me, too. And Brighton Rock comes to mind, but probably only because I'm reading Graham Greene's novel right now.
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 21, 2010, 06:08:37 am
Gotta be Killer Queen for me. 

That's the first song where they fully realized  all the elements that made Queen great.
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Post by: jaydub on January 21, 2010, 06:23:38 am
We Will Rock You.  Its so overplayed that (for me) its turned the corner and is just the pulse of rock.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: jay-ell on January 21, 2010, 04:40:29 pm
Fat Bottom Girls.  Perfect marriage of lyrical content and musical spirit.  The damned thing SOUNDS like a fat girl.  Plus bonus Irony Points for Freddie talking about Sexy Times with the ladies.

This. Also, challenging the standard definitions of beauty, etc.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 21, 2010, 08:32:30 pm
So what's your favorite Queen song?  Me, I don't know, they really are just about my favorite band, nearly up there with the Beatles and all, I don't know if I could single out one song and call it my favorite.

I like a lot of their more quirky songs like Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy or Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon, etc...  I used to like their hardest rocking songs like White Man or Prophet's Song a lot more than I do now.  Although I still like the Roger Taylor rockers because they sound more punk than prog.  I'm pretty fond of the songs that slip into a specific genre such as Millionaire Waltz or Bring Back that Leroy Brown.  And of course I love their biggest hits like Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, etc... even though they have been burned out from constant radio rotation (even still).

I guess if I have to narrow it down to one song I'll have to go with Somebody to Love.  Even though it's one of their big hits I never get tired of listening to it.  It's also one of their genre songs (old time gospel) and the message really hits home with me.  I often feel like the protagonist of the song.  And last, but by no means least the song just rocks.  The band is so fuck*ng tight and the voices are simply amazing. 

So anyway, what's your favorite Queen song?


Mr Bateman? Patrick? Is that you?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 21, 2010, 08:51:15 pm
Mr Bateman? Patrick? Is that you?

???
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 21, 2010, 09:15:30 pm
???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI
How have you never seen this movie?
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Drygioni on January 21, 2010, 09:23:53 pm
Well someone's de-canned me for the comparison anyhow   :-[

My favourite Queen song is probably Radio Ga Ga, can listen to that any time and with ever increasing appreciation and never increasing over-familiarity
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 21, 2010, 11:36:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI
How have you never seen this movie?

Ok, I think I get the comparison now?  You're saying I sound like a psycho when I describe my favorite Queen song.

No, I haven't seen that movie, but I have seen that scene before.  I think it spoiled me ever wanting to see the rest of the movie because it's so laughably unrealistic.  Maybe I'm missing the point again, was it supposed to be funny?

The only Christian Bale movie I've seen is The Dark Knight which is also laughably bad.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 21, 2010, 11:47:25 pm
Ok, I think I get the comparison now?  You're saying I sound like a psycho when I describe my favorite Queen song.

No, I haven't seen that movie, but I have seen that scene before.  I think it spoiled me ever wanting to see the rest of the movie because it's so laughably unrealistic.  Maybe I'm missing the point again, was it supposed to be funny?

The only Christian Bale movie I've seen is The Dark Knight which is also laughably bad.
"Why isnt the insane murderer acting like a real person!?" Yeah and why does mark miller think the bilderberg group burned him to death.
Its a suspense/thriller featuring a psychopathic serial killer, so I think demanding realism is kind of out of the genre's league. The movie has deeper themes that this scene supports. Its not a movie about the serial killer so much as why he is a serial killer.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 22, 2010, 12:16:17 am
Its a suspense/thriller featuring a psychopathic serial killer, so I think demanding realism is kind of out of the genre's league.

Not really.  I think most people just think it's really cool to see someone savagely hack up a dude while calmly describing his favorite lame ass music.  It's ironic, maaan.  Meanwhile ignoring that nothing in the scene makes any sense.

I watched Taxi Driver last week which is also a movie about a psychopath and it's incredibly realistic. 
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Post by: theinevitable on January 22, 2010, 01:43:16 am
I do not particularly listen to Queen, but I really love the solo in "We are the Champions/We Will Rock You"

I do not really care that that scene is unrealistic, it is cool.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 22, 2010, 04:07:29 am
these opinions are starting to stink.  someone needs to shower.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 22, 2010, 04:22:38 am
Not really.  I think most people just think it's really cool to see someone savagely hack up a dude while calmly describing his favorite lame ass music.  It's ironic, maaan.  Meanwhile ignoring that nothing in the scene makes any sense.

Whilst I understand your viewpoint and would probably feel the same way viewing that scene without context it is very unfair to judge it like that without seeing the film. The scene and his actions definitely makes a lot more 'sense' as in going beyond what appears to be nothing more than a Tarantino-esque brutality/music/dancing/monologues = COOL sketch. There's a lot more substance in the film, I'd urge you not to dismiss it so quickly.

It's worth a watch anyway.

Anyhow apologies for the initial comparison to a psycho killer monologue if it offended you, it was meant in good humour and the tone did remind me of the scene. That's not necessarily a bad thing though because as you put it he justs 'calmly describes his favourite lame ass music' (except Queen aren't lame ass (though I don't believe HL+TN are without merit either, quite like Fore!)), he's just expostulating on a band he really likes in a calm knowledgeable manner. Nowt negative implied

It's interesting that you hate the Dark Knight. I wasn't a massive fan either. Come to think of it the only Christian Bale film I REALLY like is 3:10 To Yuma which is a fantastic modern Western. Him and Russell Crowe are brilliant in it.

EDIT: I forgot the Prestige, Bale's good in that too and that's a great film. Still surprised at the paucity of fantastic Christian Bale films considering his reputation.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 22, 2010, 04:28:43 am
...3:10 To Yuma which is a fantastic modern Western. Him and Russell Crowe are brilliant in it.

HELL AND DAMN YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

a universe and 3 elephants better than that one with pierce brosnan and liam neeson(its ok-ish through out, but the end is stupid).
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Post by: littlefallsmets on January 22, 2010, 04:39:16 am
To be fair, it is hard to fuck up Bowie as Tesla.

In fact, the only way to improve on that would be, like, his best friend Mark Twain being played by Tom Waits.

And... and they solve mysteries.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 22, 2010, 04:56:47 am
To be fair, it is hard to fuck up Bowie as Tesla.

In fact, the only way to improve on that would be, like, his best friend Mark Twain being played by Tom Waits.

And... and they solve mysteries.

If putting Tesla in the film and making him magical was a stroke of genius, getting David Bowie to play him was a full on powerwank of genius.
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Post by: lprkn on January 22, 2010, 06:27:56 am
To be fair, it is hard to fuck up Bowie as Tesla.

In fact, the only way to improve on that would be, like, his best friend Mark Twain being played by Tom Waits.

And... and they solve mysteries.

Ground Control to the Heart of Saturday Night

Also, Tesla-related comic (http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=61).
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Post by: Arachno-capitalist on January 22, 2010, 12:52:07 pm
Whilst I understand your viewpoint and would probably feel the same way viewing that scene without context it is very unfair to judge it like that without seeing the film. The scene and his actions definitely makes a lot more 'sense' as in going beyond what appears to be nothing more than a Tarantino-esque brutality/music/dancing/monologues = COOL sketch. There's a lot more substance in the film, I'd urge you not to dismiss it so quickly.

It's worth a watch anyway.
...
No. PMCd9 made it clear it is only appropriate to base one's opinion on a film after seeing a clip without context.
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Post by: Choop on January 22, 2010, 04:27:52 pm
i've seen american psycho and it was meh. american psycho 2 (mila kunis) was better.

bale can be a hell of an actor, though.
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Post by: lprkn on January 22, 2010, 04:59:45 pm
american psycho 2 (mila kunis) was better.

baroo!?
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Post by: Choop on January 22, 2010, 05:12:08 pm
sorry dude my hommina gland goes into overdrive when she's on screen, and i thought it was a pretty good slasher flick. totally different from the bale one, but remember, i didn't like that one very much.
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Post by: pmcd9 on January 22, 2010, 05:37:43 pm
Maybe Christian Bale can portray Freddie Mercury in a Biopic.
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Post by: Toaster on January 22, 2010, 06:24:36 pm
Oh man Christian Bale is so good. He could play anything. Like, you know how Kevin Smith thinks that Ben Affleck can play any role, even the shark from Jaws? That is how I feel about Christian Bale. Motherfucker is like an acting machine.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 22, 2010, 09:45:33 pm
i never knew christian bale was british until i watched the special features for 'the prestige'.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 22, 2010, 10:04:25 pm
i never knew christian bale was british until i watched the special features for 'the prestige'.

Fun fact: Where he's from is called Hwlffordd.

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Post by: jay-ell on January 22, 2010, 10:10:00 pm
OMG, Christian Bale is British?

That's very nearly as shocking as when I found out Lily Tomlin is gay.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 22, 2010, 10:13:03 pm
OMG, Christian Bale is British?

That's very nearly as shocking as when I found out Lily Tomlin is gay.

He's a lot sexier now eh  8)

Edit: Does he do a British accent in any film whatsoever bar the Prestige?
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Post by: jaydub on January 22, 2010, 10:49:17 pm
Fun fact: Where he's from is called Hwlffordd.

Did they donate all their vowels to Bosnia?
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Post by: oball on January 23, 2010, 12:00:43 am
Does he do a British accent in any film whatsoever bar the Prestige?

Empire of the Sun?
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 23, 2010, 03:07:07 am
he has a very good american accent.  just like huge ackman.  i had seen several of his films before i ever heard him being interviewed on some tv show.  when i heard his natural accent, i was all,  :o.

its seems there are a few british actors that can pull off an american accent well, but there arent as many americans that can do convincing british accents.  unless my memory is failing me at the moment.....
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Post by: jay-ell on January 23, 2010, 03:29:50 am
Hugh Laurie, of course, does a fabulous American accent, and is also hot and sexxay.

John Barrowman (Jack Harkness of Torchwood) also does an excellent 'merican, but he lived in Illinois from the time he was nine, so I don't think that counts. Also hot, and gay as the day is long. Apparently he was turned down for the part of "Will" in "Will and Grace" for being "too straight," so they went with the swishy straight guy instead.

There you go, your Dr. Who-niverse trivia for the day, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood newly-obsessed rabid fangirl.
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Post by: oball on January 23, 2010, 03:34:05 am
John Barrowman also has what is possibly the best ad-lib in cinema history (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8).
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Post by: Victoria Waterfield on January 23, 2010, 03:38:48 am
John Barrowman (Jack Harkness of Torchwood) also does an excellent 'merican, but he lived in Illinois from the time he was nine, so I don't think that counts.

In fact, he doesn't "do" an American accent, he's actually "bidialectal". I saw an interview with him once somewhere where he explained that when he's in Scotland he goes back to his original Scottish accent, but elsewhere he tend to use the American accent.
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Post by: jay-ell on January 23, 2010, 03:51:53 am
In fact, he doesn't "do" an American accent, he's actually "bidialectal". I saw an interview with him once somewhere where he explained that when he's in Scotland he goes back to his original Scottish accent, but elsewhere he tend to use the American accent.

Right as usual. He apparently adopted a Mid-Atlantic accent because the kids at school made fun of his native Scottish. Which I rather imagine is like the way I say "y'all" at home in Raleigh but switch to "you guys" the instant I cross the Mason-Dixon line, except more extreme.

Still, he lives in Cardiff now. Does the British dialect not trigger his Scottish just a bit? I understand that Hugh Laurie has trouble keeping his American accent when Steven Fry comes to visit. (Ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k-T8S0lEwQ at ~1:00.) Fascinating.
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Post by: Choop on January 23, 2010, 04:01:20 am
all these guys' american accents are better than mel gibson's
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Post by: Drygioni on January 23, 2010, 05:08:15 am
Sometimes it is utterly baffling, the whole accents thing.

To recall an earlier topic in this thread: Bowie playing Tesla? Surely an actual Austrian-accented actor would suit just as well, it's not as if he was a major character in the film or a big draw. If anything he detracted from the experience; LOOK IT'S DAVID BOWIE OH CHRIST HE'S DOING AN ACCENT OH LOOK IT STILL SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM

Glad that in Inglourious Basterds for example one of the main characters (and easily the best one) is played by an actual German and everyone speaks German. People can read subtitles and still enjoy a film, rather than some Valkyrie style Tom Cruised-mess.

Accents.
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Post by: Choop on January 23, 2010, 06:03:35 am
i liked bowie as tesla, but mainly because i think he's a good actor.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 23, 2010, 06:05:13 am
so the consensus is, he played the part well, but he could have studied/practiced more with the dialect coach.
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Post by: jay-ell on January 23, 2010, 04:22:05 pm
Pedro mentioned, while we were discussing this last night, that Anthony Hopkins does a very good British accent. I told him I thought that this was because he's actually British, and that in reality he does a very good American accent. So. pop quiz time: who was right?

(Highlight for answer:) I was right: he's Welsh.
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Post by: Choop on January 23, 2010, 04:37:00 pm
i can read that without highlighting :P

anthony hopkins also does a killer south-new-zealand accent, see 'the world's fastest indian' for proof
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 23, 2010, 08:06:09 pm
Pedro mentioned, while we were discussing this last night, that Anthony Hopkins does a very good British accent. I told him I thought that this was because he's actually British, and that in reality he does a very good American accent. So. pop quiz time: who was right?

(Highlight for answer:) I was right: he's Welsh.

mom is always right.
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Post by: littlefallsmets on January 24, 2010, 05:14:19 am
His Nixon... not so much.
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Post by: jay-ell on January 24, 2010, 04:35:26 pm
i can read that without highlighting :P

anthony hopkins also does a killer south-new-zealand accent, see 'the world's fastest indian' for proof

Crap, that's what I get for being in a hurry and not checking to be sure my post actually ended up on beige.

Possibly ignorant question for the Brits and Aussies: If you're British, with, say a London accent, is it fairly easy to adopt a different type of accent within the Empire, like Welsh or even Irish or Australian?

I ask because, while my natural accent is Mid-Atlantic, I find certain types of Southern accents easy to imitate (Georgian and Texan, but not South Carolinian) and can do passable Midwest/Minnesotan, Canadian, and New York. Yet my Boston stinks, and I can hardly comprehend Cajun, let alone imitate it. And any attempt at a British accent is limited to sounding like Mary Poppins, which works fine in the bedroom but isn't of much use anywhere else.

As a sort of follow-up question, can the average Brit tell the difference between various US accents? Watching a lot of British TV, I can hear a lot of different voices, but though I can tell that there is a difference, I couldn't really identify someone's point of origin from his accent the way I could an American. I would posit that most of the American television that gets exported features either Californian or Mid-Atlantic speech with occasional Texas and New York accents thrown in for color.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 24, 2010, 05:52:56 pm
ooh, that reminds me of that scottish girl that adopted the texas accent in 'no country for old men'.  she was friggin great.
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Post by: Choop on January 24, 2010, 06:16:24 pm
can somebody tell me where the fuck anna paquin's british accent came from? she was on the SAG awards last night and my brain melted a bit when she talked.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 24, 2010, 06:26:07 pm
can somebody tell me where the fuck anna paquin's british accent came from? she was on the SAG awards last night and my brain melted a bit when she talked.

Says she's a New Zealander on Wikipedia?
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Post by: lprkn on January 24, 2010, 08:10:06 pm
Pedro mentioned, while we were discussing this last night, that Anthony Hopkins does a very good British accent. I told him I thought that this was because he's actually British, and that in reality he does a very good American accent. So. pop quiz time: who was right?

(Highlight for answer:) I was right: he's x.

In that case, I'm happy that he can speak English.
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Post by: Choop on January 24, 2010, 08:34:03 pm
so who would play who?

(http://home.online.no/~hijman/queen.jpg)

a dream early-90's cast would be tim curry as freddie mercury, cristopher walken as john deacon, chris isaak as brian may, and ian hart as roger taylor.

but who would be appropriate for the roles now?
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Post by: littlefallsmets on January 24, 2010, 09:09:43 pm
The dude from Dexter as Freddie Mercury, Lady Gaga as Brian May.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 24, 2010, 10:04:28 pm
Lady Gaga as Brian May.

what a sweet burn.  you have my respect.
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Post by: jay-ell on January 24, 2010, 10:08:46 pm
Torchwood, season 2, episode 1: James Marsters (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Marsters). (Also of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame.)

American born. What do you think? Convincingly British (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdlC60d_weQ)? Do we have a winner?
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Post by: Doc on January 24, 2010, 11:49:09 pm
Crap, that's what I get for being in a hurry and not checking to be sure my post actually ended up on beige.

Possibly ignorant question for the Brits and Aussies: If you're British, with, say a London accent, is it fairly easy to adopt a different type of accent within the Empire, like Welsh or even Irish or Australian?

I ask because, while my natural accent is Mid-Atlantic, I find certain types of Southern accents easy to imitate (Georgian and Texan, but not South Carolinian) and can do passable Midwest/Minnesotan, Canadian, and New York. Yet my Boston stinks, and I can hardly comprehend Cajun, let alone imitate it. And any attempt at a British accent is limited to sounding like Mary Poppins, which works fine in the bedroom but isn't of much use anywhere else.

As a sort of follow-up question, can the average Brit tell the difference between various US accents? Watching a lot of British TV, I can hear a lot of different voices, but though I can tell that there is a difference, I couldn't really identify someone's point of origin from his accent the way I could an American. I would posit that most of the American television that gets exported features either Californian or Mid-Atlantic speech with occasional Texas and New York accents thrown in for color.

I can passably do different regional aussie accents and a decent new zealand accent but I couldn't do a british, scottish or irish accent well enough to fool anyone who had spent any time there. I've got a weird accent to begin with though, not typically australian, I tend to get asked if I'm canadian or irish, but generally not from people who are from those places.
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Post by: Choop on January 24, 2010, 11:53:47 pm
the non-cajun new orleans accent is maybe the most difficult to imitate in the states. there's still a touch of cajun, but it sounds a lot like a south alabama drawl with a dash of old baltimore, what with the eliding and vowel contortion.

my fake accents are generally passable but not for long.
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Post by: Drygioni on January 25, 2010, 12:13:15 am
Possibly ignorant question for the Brits and Aussies: If you're British, with, say a London accent, is it fairly easy to adopt a different type of accent within the Empire, like Welsh or even Irish or Australian?

'London' accent? I should slap you for that ;)

Depends on how good your impressions are obviously but English dialects depends, it's easy to do an approximation of most but you'd rarely fool a speaker. Most Welsh dialects are the same, Scottish really depends on which area of Scotland you're imitating but you always sound like a tit, 'Irish' is fine if you're just doing a less-ridiculous 'Leprechaun' voice, have got away with it in the past, Australian I've fooled people with but probably wouldn't fool Doc, presumably it also has regional diversity so I just imitate Flight of the Conchords   ::)

That's just me obviously, seems to hold true for most people I know though.

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And any attempt at a British accent is limited to sounding like Mary Poppins, which works fine in the bedroom but isn't of much use anywhere else.

Oooh matron

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As a sort of follow-up question, can the average Brit tell the difference between various US accents? Watching a lot of British TV, I can hear a lot of different voices, but though I can tell that there is a difference, I couldn't really identify someone's point of origin from his accent the way I could an American. I would posit that most of the American television that gets exported features either Californian or Mid-Atlantic speech with occasional Texas and New York accents thrown in for color.

Yes, to an extent. I can obviously distinguish between your most stereotypical West Coast, East Coast and Southern accents, and then the 'subdivisions' within those. Depends obviously. You don't just all the sound the same at any rate which a lot of Americans have told me Brits do, though admittedly Britain's international cultural output heavily features 'Estuary (BBC) English'. Isn't there a Mancunian on Frasier or did I make that up?

It does annoy me sometimes when people use the term 'British accent'. You've got this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlGnTpGc8E) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkVWoh4K3A) (Jay-ell you'll like that one) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT52HhtJ6kU&feature=related) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-VNENZ7KMk) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DbViZTvRE) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWvImeSsaM) and it literally differs every 10 miles. People can tell which village I'm from in the local area

It's fine saying 'he's got a British accent' or whatever but when people are like 'I'm imitating a British accent' and then just speak like the Queen it fucks me off no end

Do Americans mix up English/Scottish/Australian accents or are they easier to distinguish?
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Post by: Choop on January 25, 2010, 01:13:01 am
australian and english can be difficult to distinguish, often depending on the vocabulary involved. scottish accents sound completely different. the first time i heard an afrikaans accent i was completely flummoxed. it's like kiwi married austrian.
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Post by: jaydub on January 25, 2010, 01:36:26 am
I've got a weird accent to begin with though, not typically australian, I tend to get asked if I'm canadian or irish, but generally not from people who are from those places.
I have a hopelessly muddy accent.  Learned to speak in the US upper midwest, primary education in NSW, secondary in California (where I tried hard to lose the foreign sounds).  People know I'm "not from around here", but no one can place where I sound like I'm from.
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Post by: oball on January 25, 2010, 01:48:04 am
different regional aussie accents

There are regional Aussie accents?  I always assumed the main difference was bogan/non-bogan.
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Post by: jay-ell on January 25, 2010, 01:51:56 am
A lot of Americans have trouble with Australian vs. British, but I've learned the difference after being browbeaten by my BFF (who has an ear for such things and spent 6 years living in Europe). I can't tell Aussie from New Zealand. Irish and Scottish most Americans can tell from the other dialects.

Afrikaans sounded a lot like Australian to me, but the last time I heard it spoken was a good ten years ago and my ear was far less trained at that time.


It does annoy me sometimes when people use the term 'British accent'. You've got this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlGnTpGc8E) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCkVWoh4K3A) (Jay-ell you'll like that one) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT52HhtJ6kU&feature=related) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-VNENZ7KMk) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2DbViZTvRE) this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWvImeSsaM) and it literally differs every 10 miles. People can tell which village I'm from in the local area

It's fine saying 'he's got a British accent' or whatever but when people are like 'I'm imitating a British accent' and then just speak like the Queen it fucks me off no end


It's the same in the US. Northwestern Ohio, where I grew up, has a type of accent that is distinct from the Michigan accent, which is different from that heard in Columbus OH, which is very different (to my ear) from the Cincinnati accent, which is similar to but still distinct from how they speak across the river in Kentucky. In Michigan, you've got at least 3 accents: rural south, Detroit, and Upper Peninsula. And even within a city -- Detroit, for instance -- the white people who live there speak significantly differently from their black and Hispanic neighbors; the accent is based as much on culture and social class as anything else. So yeah, "American accent" is remarkably reductive, but it serves its purpose for discussions like these.

Unfortunately, 97% of the people in the US who claim to be able to imitate a "British" accent are between the ages of 14 and 20, and their main exposure to European culture has come in the form of repeated viewings of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." It's tragic, really.

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Post by: oball on January 25, 2010, 01:54:30 am
I can't tell Aussie from New Zealand.

Handy hint: Australians are the ones who can pronounce vowels properly.

As for Seth Efrican, just watch District 9.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 25, 2010, 02:06:45 am
to me, australian accent seems proper-sounding, yet redneck-ish at the same time.
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Post by: Doc on January 25, 2010, 06:19:00 am
There are regional Aussie accents?  I always assumed the main difference was bogan/non-bogan.

There's that too and I'd say rural areas tend to have stronger accents but there's regional stuff too, it's easier for me just to tell that someone isn't from Queensland, but if pressed I'd probably be able to tell a Sydney accent from a SA one, for instance. I guess it's usage as much as accent.

As for Seth Efrican, just watch District 9.

Fookin A.

South African always makes me think New Zealand but more clipped.
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 26, 2010, 01:00:18 am
i used to get love letters from a girl that lives in Brissie.
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Post by: jaydub on January 26, 2010, 06:28:56 am
Were they written in crayola and speckled with sand?
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Post by: greenkoolayd on January 26, 2010, 02:14:14 pm
Were they written in crayola and speckled with sand?

i dont know enough, in particular, to get that joke.

also, they were not written in crayon or speckled with sand, but a few were perfumed.
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Post by: Nabubrush on June 09, 2011, 06:14:23 pm
It was interesting to read this and find no love for Bale in The Machinist (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361862/)*.

Also, Queen is one of my favorite bands. Top five, probably. My favorite song is Get Down, Make Love (http://youtu.be/dlVzpWZUdVs) (coincidentally covered by Nine Inch Nails (http://youtu.be/RNB3Y-YVijA)*).

As for the biopic, I think this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1312952/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-play-Freddie-Mercury-biopic.html) is a disaster of biblical proportions.

*Bale plays a character based, at least in part, on Trent Reznor.
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Post by: theinevitable on June 11, 2011, 03:49:05 am
I like the idea of a biopic where Sacha Baron-Cohen plays Mercury, and this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90IRPbXEvzM) is Brian May.
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Post by: Nabubrush on June 11, 2011, 06:16:06 am
I like the idea of a biopic where Sacha Baron-Cohen plays Mercury, and this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90IRPbXEvzM) is Brian May.

That guy's not making any friends.
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Post by: pmcd9 on June 11, 2011, 07:59:01 am
That sounded just like Brian May.  ha ha...

Actually, I think that guy is being serious, but he's wrong on both things he says.  May uses a delay, but it's not a chumpy ass digital delay like this dude is using it's an Echoplex (http://www.axesense.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/echoplex3.jpg).  I think he's confusing the fact that Brian May uses the echoplex to great effect on songs like Brighton Rock (http://youtu.be/TdUKi3_QntE) and many other songs in which he creates a rich guitar orchestra sound via studio overdubs.  Good examples of this technique would be the guitar solo on Millionaire Waltz (http://youtu.be/rHhdVPLN-Aw) and Dreamer's Ball (http://youtu.be/Ij4xGqHSy2Q).
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Post by: Nabubrush on June 11, 2011, 05:46:12 pm
Well, I don't know shit about guitar yet, but I just listened to "Best Friend" and it seemed like there were some harmonics going on in that.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on June 11, 2011, 05:53:54 pm
Well, I don't know shit about guitar yet, but I just listened to "Best Friend" and it seemed like there were some harmonics going on in that.

Yeah, that's another good example.  I'd say he's playing at least 3 guitar parts on the solo.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on January 06, 2014, 06:28:06 am
I don't know when this happened, but there are shitloads of professionally (http://youtu.be/kkekgF8gZpE) shot (http://youtu.be/8R6dV2EQ96w) complete (http://youtu.be/zahFBPTMzaM) live (http://youtu.be/uIdKrSJ6270) Queen (http://youtu.be/uf99LAQTZG4) shows (http://youtu.be/tjlj1BXJmkU) on YouTube these days.
Title: Re: I demand a bio-pic for Freddy Mercury!
Post by: pmcd9 on June 24, 2018, 11:53:25 am
Hoorah! Hooray! It's finally come to pass. The long awaited Freddy Mercury Biopic IS HAPPENING (https://youtu.be/-5tGG-dOuqw)!