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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #180 on: April 21, 2010, 06:37:58 pm »
1. I had a pu$$y. It was weird.

2. I was lost in NYC, and realized my dog was with me. He is old, and got tired of walking and so I had to carry him. Then he got annoyed with being carried and kept trying to get down, but once he was on the ground he'd refuse to walk again.
He thinks he is still young, and wants to run around, and he hurts himself through overexertion.

He might be a little bit dumb.

Then I got on the wrong subway line, and ended up in a place with lots of Dutch names. Which, I guess that actually exists.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #181 on: April 22, 2010, 02:52:05 am »
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1. I had a pu$$y. It was weird.

Wait... were you a lady or just The 'Nev with a lady downstairs?

Asking you to elaborate could only end up awesomely or disasterously. No in-betweens.

And that's why I'm asking you to elaborate.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #182 on: April 22, 2010, 03:20:47 am »
I realized I had a pu$$y, and my understanding was that it was temporary. I was like "I'd better learn what I can from this."

what I learned is, CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS.

Most of the dream was trying things and realizing "holy shit, everything I think I should do to a pu$$y hurts or feels bad."
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #183 on: April 22, 2010, 03:31:23 am »
Wow.

So... your dream of a temporary electric ladyland basically revolved around clumsily scratching the shit outta your insides?

If Freud were here, he'd certainly have something to say about that.

You know. After he took the time to suck about fifty cocks clean-dry.

Because that's what Freud was all about. Suckin' dick.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #184 on: April 22, 2010, 03:54:05 am »
the world of my sex dreams is... not a pleasant one.

a lot of getting in trouble for sex that I didn't have (getting caught in compromising positions that aren't what they look like), a lot of turning down sex.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #185 on: April 22, 2010, 04:47:47 am »
The rare times I have sex dreams, they're uniformly great.

Lotta threeways involving women I had crushes on in high school and the like.

It's my much-more-common non-sex dreams that are horrifying.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #186 on: April 22, 2010, 01:15:49 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2010, 03:20:47 am

what I learned is, CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS.


THIS
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #187 on: April 22, 2010, 02:29:53 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on April 22, 2010, 03:20:47 am
I realized I had a pu$$y, and my understanding was that it was temporary. I was like "I'd better learn what I can from this."

what I learned is, CUT YOUR FINGERNAILS.

Most of the dream was trying things and realizing "holy shit, everything I think I should do to a pu$$y hurts or feels bad."

that is troubling.  the human mind is completely fucked up.

Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2010, 01:36:54 pm
I carry around a knife that has a pair of scissors so that I can trim fingernails and always keep them appropriate for tacouglybump interaction.

are you constantly bombarded with said opportunities?  you get a can, if not for suave-ness, then for confidence.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #188 on: April 22, 2010, 02:51:08 pm »
I dream that I'm a dude all the time.

Not like, "I'm me, but with a c*ck." As in, I'm actually a guy, and always have been, and I have relationships with women, and save them from dangerous situations, and then get makeouts.

Sometimes I save women from danger in exchange for makeouts as a lady, as well. Sometimes my gender will change over the course of the dream. Sometimes it will change while we're dream-fuck*ng to whatever is more useful at the moment. Sometimes I will be balls deep in a girl, and then remember that I'm a lady, and be very distressed to find that this causes me to lose, in the most literal sense of the word, my erection.

Yeah, the human mind is a fucked-up place to take a nightly vacation, amirite?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #189 on: April 22, 2010, 03:16:18 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on April 22, 2010, 02:51:08 pm
I dream that I'm a dude all the time.

Not like, "I'm me, but with a c*ck." As in, I'm actually a guy, and always have been, and I have relationships with women, and save them from dangerous situations, and then get makeouts.

Sometimes I save women from danger in exchange for makeouts as a lady, as well. Sometimes my gender will change over the course of the dream. Sometimes it will change while we're dream-fuck*ng to whatever is more useful at the moment. Sometimes I will be balls deep in a girl, and then remember that I'm a lady, and be very distressed to find that this causes me to lose, in the most literal sense of the word, my erection.

Yeah, the human mind is a fucked-up place to take a nightly vacation, amirite?

its also a shame when you get to air out the gutters of your mind in relative comfort, but your logic ruins the fun.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #190 on: April 22, 2010, 03:22:16 pm »
Am I the only person who only very rarely remembers a dream?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #191 on: April 22, 2010, 03:33:06 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on April 22, 2010, 03:22:16 pm
Am I the only person who only very rarely remembers a dream?

nein.  i rarely, if ever remember my dreams.  usually, the ones i remember are sex dreams that involve ladies who i have a platonic friendship with.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #192 on: April 22, 2010, 04:53:39 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 22, 2010, 03:42:27 pm
"Nathans Specials" as Choop named 'em.

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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #193 on: April 22, 2010, 05:14:25 pm »
Going back for just a minute, I was always fascinated that the signifier for Somebody nice the Riveter not being a lesbian was her long manicured fingernails and the way that it betrays the mythology of the past's sexual innocence that is so pushed upon us. If that's supposed to be our clear-but-subtle symbol of her lack of ladyfumblings, clearly everyone knew What Was What back then and it just wasn't talked about.

Sorry. That's the other tangent Dan's dream took me off on.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #194 on: April 22, 2010, 05:25:09 pm »
What in the world are you talking about?
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