I was wandering around some kind of fancy hipster mall looking for either a raincoat or jeans to spend my christmas money on. They had lots of awesome clothes, but no raincoats. Then I stumbled into a section that was just beautiful women trying on exciting underwear. I walked through there and saw lots of bodies and also two ladies having a play-fight with giant dildos. Next came the two competing burger-and-milkshake joints, across the hall from each other. I was trying to decide which place looked better when I woke up.
While I was home I had a dream that a lady in sexy workout attire approached me, and her mouth opened and one of those double-voices they give the devil in movies1 came out, and she said something like "I'VE GOT YOU NOW" and reached out at me and I grabbed her by the throat and started bashing her against the pavement.
I do not feel great about how often I have dreams about fighting beautiful women. I do not believe dreams mean anything but none of my friends have those dreams.
1-- you know, where you can hear her normal voice but also a terrifying distorted second voice that is very deep and roaring