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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #390 on: July 10, 2012, 01:12:45 pm »
Quote from: side_show on July 07, 2012, 11:52:06 pm
You know how sometimes, when you visit someone's house, and it has an unpleasant smell that they've gotten used to?  It makes me worry about what unpleasant smell in my own home I've gotten used to.

Lynda Barry wrote about this.
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« Reply #391 on: July 10, 2012, 02:50:22 pm »
Did you ever meet someone and just immediately get a "kinky sex" vibe? As in, you just assume based on some intangible quality that whatever this person is into, it's probably illegal in many Southern states?

I have no idea if I'm right about this or not, because there's no tactful way to find out, but I like to think that there exists an equivalent of gaydar for kinky people.
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« Reply #392 on: July 11, 2012, 07:18:56 pm »
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« Reply #393 on: July 11, 2012, 07:44:05 pm »
Feel like an October vacation in Maine, Ash?
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« Reply #394 on: July 11, 2012, 09:57:36 pm »
Don't let her see that post...
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« Reply #395 on: July 11, 2012, 11:13:57 pm »
That reminds me of when I worked for Anheuser Busch from the ages of 19-21 and was finally able to call in my accrued "2 cases a month". My SUV had enough beer to get a few elephants drunk.
Me to girlfriend's dad: "If I come home with this much beer my mom is going to send me to AA. Just take all your fridge can handle."
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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« Reply #396 on: July 17, 2012, 02:56:36 am »
It's such a relief when my kids finally go to bed, so that I can play with their toys uninterrupted.

Leeeggggggooooooooooos!
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« Reply #397 on: July 23, 2012, 03:51:13 pm »
1.

2. Lately another image keeps going through my head. It was from some book I read about an artist who decides to start carving marble. A friend comes to visit him who is an experienced sculptor, who yells at him for working without gloves or using moisturizer. "Jesus, buy some work gloves before your hands get so calloused you can't ever touch your own dick again."

That was not the exact phrasing. I wish I remembered what book it was.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #398 on: July 25, 2012, 12:19:17 pm »
‎"...Prior to adoption of the constitution, on even-numbered years, it paid a tribute of approximately $12 to the Spanish bishop, plus six hams, six cheeses, and six live chickens, though this medieval custom was abandoned in 1993."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Co-princes_of_Andorra

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« Reply #399 on: August 02, 2012, 11:43:57 am »
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« Reply #400 on: August 09, 2012, 01:07:00 am »
Gmail == Ghost mail?

OOOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIT
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #401 on: August 09, 2012, 11:47:27 am »
art on drugs

this made me think of keith for obvious reasons.
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« Reply #402 on: August 09, 2012, 04:26:17 pm »
Just now I got into the shower. As the hot water hit me, I heard a metallic CLINK. I turned around, and there was a penny sitting on the floor of the shower. Where did it come from? All I can think of is that I had slept on it, and it had been riding around on my back all through breakfast.
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« Reply #403 on: August 09, 2012, 08:25:27 pm »
Me, I'd just assume it was in my navel for weeks.

Because I am shamefully fat.
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« Reply #404 on: August 14, 2012, 11:36:22 am »
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