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[pmcd9]

Well I've posted photos on Flickr. Mom's just got to realize it's not always going to be pictures of the grandkids. Sometimes it's a fat naked middle aged man.

[doomglobe]

Oh no, today Doomglobe d'int get his way!

Threadar Morghullis

[doomglobe]

I wish my mother would internet stalk me a little. She always seems completely unaware of my life, even though I basically make most of it public on facebook.

[pmcd9]

Today I'm gonna have an interesting lunch.

Then I went home and fixed my chair

I also went to a funeral this morning, but I don't have any photographs of that.

[Arachno-capitalist]

That was one helluva story, dude. And all this because you basically just gave him a 'Hey how you doin'. Guess you just have that kind of face that people can talk to. The kind of face that old racists with fanciful stories of a history that never happened can talk to.

[pmcd9]

Guess you just have that kind of face that people can talk to. The kind of face that old racists with fanciful stories of a history that never happened can talk to.

I'm not sure he was a racists. He also mentioned that he was a contributor to KPFT which is not something that a racist would likely ever do, and he was definitely on the side of Mrs. Sanderson. He thought it was so amusing how the entire government of Pasadena got their just desserts.

That was one helluva story, dude. And all this because you basically just gave him a 'Hey how you doin'.

I didn't even give him that. He overheard me talking to the owner and used that to start a conversation with me.

[jaydub]

You sure you don't cut grass though?  Seems like Texans ought to be good at that.  Maybe with one of those riding mowers.  All tricked out with flame-throwing exhaust pipes.

[Carlos del Vaca]

A few years ago I got an e-mail from my Mom with the subject line "Check out my new blog!" and I was all "OH DEAR LORD NO."
It was actually a forward, for my cousin's new blog. Had my going for a minute though.

[doomglobe]

I think asking a man if he cuts grass is kind of like telling him he has a "purdy mouf". Based on the tone of the rest of the story, I'd say it was a deliverance reference.

[pmcd9]

I should go back over there and bring my lawn mower with me.

[theinevitable]

Today I blew almost $300 on a doctor's appointment, groceries, and refilling a prescription. Being a grown-up sucks. At least one of the groceries was a 6-pack of beer which I am allowed to drink now.

It could be worse, the other day as part of psyching myself up to go to grad school, I looked at apartments in a few cities that have good schools. Yikes, the nice places to live cost a lot. For twice what I pay here, I can get a "1bedroom/??bathroom" in Oakland. "??bathroom" makes me imagine the bedroom has a utility sink in the corner.

[jaydub]

There are cheap places with "communal bathrooms", meaning you share them with other tenants on the floor.  I have never lived in such a place.

[KeithHernandez]

One of my friends from Oklahoma moved to San Francisco.  He lived on broadway over some strip clubs by that famous bookstore (city lights?) in the part of town Kerouac hung around in.  He paid $400 (as in total rent was $800) to share an 8ftX8ft room with one other guy.  They had two bathrooms down the hall and a communal kitchen.  There were at least 12 units on his floor.

[wombat]

I've lived in a lot of shared houses and apartments, but that sounds nightmarish. At least if you share the whole apartment there's some chance of pressuring your housemates to keep the bathroom and kitchen relatively clean.

[KeithHernandez]

It made me realize, hey, Denver is pretty rad.  I mean, I have a house (i have my own fuck*ng level!  my room, bathroom, laundry room and band room.) and a back yard for $100 more.