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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #150 on: August 19, 2013, 07:05:05 pm »
It's not a crush, is a really, really, really, really, really dumb obsession. One year in October.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #151 on: August 19, 2013, 10:30:47 pm »
May have actually made things worse. This is where it gets interesting.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #152 on: August 20, 2013, 06:20:47 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 19, 2013, 10:30:47 pm
May have actually made things worse. This is where it gets interesting.

Did you catch your gentleness in your bike gears???
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #153 on: August 20, 2013, 03:44:46 pm »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on August 20, 2013, 06:20:47 am
Did you catch your gentleness in your bike gears???

Wait a minute, I thought the gentleness was the pooper.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #154 on: August 20, 2013, 03:48:22 pm »
Turns out my levers can be set to two different settings, and the people who sold it to me had it set in the middle. I also skipped ahead to adjusting the whole alignment, I should have made sure it wasn't just a cable that was too loose. It looks like everything is alright now, but I know what to twist if I discover I messed things up.

Really having trouble deciding when to ask that nice girl out again. I feel like "the ball is in my court" but I don't want to overdo it too early. Which is my usual error. I have a funny brain condition where when I like someone I want to talk to them and spend time with them, and apparently I am only attracted to women who are the opposite. She was definitely doing an intense Romantic Interest Face during our whole conversation the other night. Too bad she'll eventually realize I've exhausted my knowledge of labor politics after that one conversation.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #155 on: August 20, 2013, 03:53:02 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 20, 2013, 03:48:22 pm
I have a funny brain condition where when I like someone I want to talk to them and spend time with them, and apparently I am only attracted to women who are the opposite.

You mean women who don't want to talk to you and spend time with you? Or women who don't want to spend time and talk with people when they like them?
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #156 on: August 20, 2013, 06:09:35 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 20, 2013, 03:48:22 pm
She was definitely doing an intense Romantic Interest Face during our whole conversation the other night. Too bad she'll eventually realize I've exhausted my knowledge of labor politics after that one conversation.

Dude, I suck at this, but you, you really, really suck at this!
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #157 on: August 20, 2013, 08:05:50 pm »
Trying to become a guy who wakes up early for work and fixes bikes and asks the girls out, but it's tough. One step might be deciding something and doing it instead of posting about it to imaginary internet people. So some stuff that was here has been deleted. But I think based on talking to friends that I am either completely overreacting, or failing to take a really obvious message of "leave me alone." Some people think they are sending clear messages when they are not.

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Dude, I suck at this, but you, you really, really suck at this!
Which part? She seemed really happy to meet someone who could actually have an intelligent discussion with her about her cool job.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #158 on: August 21, 2013, 06:33:32 am »
Hmm. She said she is really sorry about acting flakey, she is working insane hours at work getting ready for this and hasn't really had time to do anything outside of work. Could be an excuse, could also be true. I told her to let me know if she has a night off soon and she wants to do something. Anticlimactic. Some sort of metaphor about putting this one on the back burner or whatever.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #159 on: August 21, 2013, 11:24:11 am »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 20, 2013, 08:05:50 pm
Which part?

The overanalysing part. If she's into you, you could be talking about parakeet sexual dismorphism and it wouldn't make a difference. Or so I've heard.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #160 on: August 21, 2013, 02:12:27 pm »
Today I learned that the little plastic cover that hides the nuts on my new car's wheels are $45-60 a pop. I lost one sometime recently. I suspect it wasn't put on properly after my tires were rotated.

Oh, and my underwear were discontinued. Both the name-brand and the store-brand equivalent. Boo to that.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #161 on: August 21, 2013, 04:13:10 pm »
It is such a strange sadness when a product you like gets discontinued. They stopped making the deodorant I liked a few years ago and I have never recovered. People were always asking why I smelled so great. Today I realized all of my undershirts are disintegrating, but Costco didn't have anything smaller than a Large.
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #162 on: August 21, 2013, 05:27:46 pm »
Clothing sizes are weird.  85% of American males are bigger than me, yet I wear an XL T-shirt.  I suspect this is some sort of hidden marketing move so guys can think "I'm so enormous and powerful that to contain my massive shoulders, only an XL will do".
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #163 on: August 21, 2013, 05:46:03 pm »
Seriously, why does nobody make a button-fly boxerbrief with no seam up the ass-crack?

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Clothing sizes are weird.  85% of American males are bigger than me, yet I wear an XL T-shirt.  I suspect this is some sort of hidden marketing move so guys can think "I'm so enormous and powerful that to contain my massive shoulders, only an XL will do".

I suspect there was some resizing in the 90s when baggy was the trend, also. I always buy XL t-shirts to account for shrinking and comfort but my polos etc are all L (unless made by an athletic company. My L Nike polo shirt fits for crap).
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Re: Oh no you dint!
« Reply #164 on: August 21, 2013, 08:10:44 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on August 21, 2013, 05:46:03 pm
Seriously, why does nobody make a button-fly boxerbrief with no seam up the ass-crack?

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