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[AugustWest]

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

[theinevitable]

I was playing this cell phone quiz game and the last answer was "the oatmeal" and I got it wrong and my opponent's icon was a panda.

[wombat]

That sounds like a nightmare I would have.

[Victoria Waterfield]

I was at a place on Wednesday where one of the appetizers was a steak tartare tostada, and I actually got to use the phrase "a lot of people are calling bullshit on that tostada, dude."

[pmcd9]

That is truly one of my favorite things to say.

[ianmalcolm2]

Accidentally brought the visiting ladyfriend to this restaurant where the chef was Sean Kingston's former tour DJ, and we ordered some 15$ "Caribbean Samosas" appetizer shit because I guess we're too deferential to recommendations when they come in the form of the phrase "Snoop Dogg really liked these when I made them for him on tour". After we finish the pretty damn mediocre entrées, the girlfriend points out that our appetizer never came. I notify chef DJ Nasty Naz when he comes around again to check up on us all chum-like, and he acts all passive-aggressively huffy before we have to sit waiting for a half hour to finally get what turns out to be three god damn microwaved miniature beef samosas with a glob of egg-roll sauce on the side.

Why can't shit that's cool in theory ever actually work out.

[Victoria Waterfield]

Tonight I was a cock to a stranger and did not wage peace.

I HATE when that happens.



PS. No seriously though I was a jerk tonight and I'm sorry everyone.

[AugustWest]

Tonight I was a cock to a stranger and did not wage peace.

I HATE when that happens.



PS. No seriously though I was a jerk tonight and I'm sorry everyone.

Go and sin no more.

[AugustWest]

Do those dispensations come in a mega pack? Sunday I was hella yellin' at the police, so I'm definitely riding the edge lately.

For what they are worth.  No warranties, express or implied.

[Carlos del Vaca]

Dear users,

You'd better be really freaking sure before you tell me the system is broken. Because if the problem was actually user error, I WILL figure it out and I WILL call you out on it.

Regards,
Carlos

[Arachno-capitalist]

There's some hullabaloo going on at my old school. Someone from the administration laid down some new rules. The one of concern is a rule stating that any gathering of more than 75 people, in the presence of alcohol, must be registered with the campus police two weeks in advance and the hosts will be billed for campus police security. I'm curious as to how they plan on enforcing this policy. When 75 people get together it is totally cool, but when the 76th person walks in the door, CALL THE COPS. How do you identify the billable host? What if a group of alumni have a meeting? I'm sure more than 75 people show up at rugby games and at least one of them is bound to have a beer. Do you send the team a bill because someone showed up to their game with beer?

[Arachno-capitalist]

Working hard taking major advantage of drinking island.

Since I started this a couple of people have approached me about partnering up to buy, repair and flip some housing.

FUCK NO. If I'm going to pound the cable this hard I'm gonna live in the motherfucker.

Duder, there is something so awesome about buying a worthless piece of shit and turning it into something valuable. If you do it right you're in and out and you leave something better than when you found it.

[wombat]

There's some hullabaloo going on at my old school. Someone from the administration laid down some new rules. The one of concern is a rule stating that any gathering of more than 75 people, in the presence of alcohol, must be registered with the campus police two weeks in advance and the hosts will be billed for campus police security. I'm curious as to how they plan on enforcing this policy. When 75 people get together it is totally cool, but when the 76th person walks in the door, CALL THE COPS. How do you identify the billable host? What if a group of alumni have a meeting? I'm sure more than 75 people show up at rugby games and at least one of them is bound to have a beer. Do you send the team a bill because someone showed up to their game with beer?

This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 75 people is an event, not just a party with some friends. The university will be held responsible if something goes wrong, so you can't blame for them for trying to head off problems.

Yeah, as you mentioned elsewhere I was clearly a teacher in a previous life.

[theinevitable]

I think I would prefer making students sign a thing that says "the university is not responsible for my drinking" and students who refuse to sign get a big "LAME" tattoo on their foreheads so you can keep them away from your party.

There are similar rules at my alma mater. The house next door to me senior year got so many complaints from neighbors that the school wrote them a letter saying, basically, if you have ONE MORE PARTY you will be suspended. Which is insane, because... they're just guys living in a house. They pay the landlord to live there, and pay the school to go to the school. Where is the part where the school has control over their behavior in their home?

[Arachno-capitalist]

This sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 75 people is an event, not just a party with some friends. The university will be held responsible if something goes wrong, so you can't blame for them for trying to head off problems.

Yeah, as you mentioned elsewhere I was clearly a teacher in a previous life.

People like me will find ways around this.