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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #105 on: February 07, 2010, 03:07:19 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on February 06, 2010, 05:51:27 pm
Haha. Do you like rugby?


I don't know, I've never...rugbied?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #106 on: February 08, 2010, 06:02:26 pm »
I like that some fraction of rugby players refer to themselves as "ruggers" - which sounds like a variant on "carpet muncher" to me.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #107 on: February 08, 2010, 07:25:29 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on February 08, 2010, 06:02:26 pm
I like that some fraction of rugby players refer to themselves as "ruggers" - which sounds like a variant on "carpet muncher" to me.
At least we arent playing with our sticks. Keep playing with your stick and wear pads.. Men V Men combat is too hard for you.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #108 on: February 08, 2010, 07:34:17 pm »
Something un-manly about munching carpet? 
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #109 on: February 08, 2010, 07:37:02 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on February 08, 2010, 07:34:17 pm
Something un-manly about munching carpet? 
Lesbians and men who like to be dominated by women are known to love such activities.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #110 on: February 08, 2010, 09:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on February 08, 2010, 07:37:02 pm
Lesbians and men who like to be dominated by women are known to love such activities.

OMG, this is so backwards.

The person performing the act is the one in control, any woman who has performed fellatio knows this...and if a man is performing cunnilingus and doesn't feel like he is completely owning the situation, he's doing it wrong.

I'm just sayin'.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #111 on: February 08, 2010, 09:16:03 pm »
oops.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #112 on: February 08, 2010, 11:15:12 pm »
I... have to imagine that A-Cap was being a sarcastic little spider with that line.

Because there ain't much more fun in the world than eating box as long as (a) the lady understands good hygiene and (b) there is some kind of reciprocation on down the road.

It isn't about domination, it is about a wonderful puzzle game.

It is like Tetris with your mouth and if you win, the pretty lady cums.

Naughty sarcastic spider.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #113 on: February 08, 2010, 11:26:01 pm »
maybe he watched too many of those superbowl ads.

AMIRITE?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #114 on: February 09, 2010, 04:20:47 am »
as if i wasnt obsessed with going down on women enough on my own..... [[rolls eyes]]

thanks for reminding me, guys.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #115 on: February 09, 2010, 10:27:48 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on February 08, 2010, 11:15:12 pm
It is like Tetris with your mouth and if you win, the pretty lady cums.

I guess I can add humming the tetris theme to 'Things I do during sex that I can blame on this board' list.

To be honest, it's not a super long list.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #116 on: February 09, 2010, 11:25:02 pm »
Lick to the rhythm of the song, man!

LA l-la LA l-la LA la la la
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #117 on: February 10, 2010, 07:28:30 pm »
Stick with humming. Trust me on this one.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #118 on: February 11, 2010, 12:59:36 am »
So long as I can make a sound effect when I fill a 4 block hole.

And then I suppose our genitals disappear.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #119 on: February 11, 2010, 11:00:02 pm »
"oh shit.... now what?"

"I guess we just go to sleep."

*sigh*
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