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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #120 on: February 11, 2010, 11:43:42 pm »
I don't remember all of the details, but a series of events resulted in Mr.Isosceles evicting me from my home (and moving in) and me going to an illegal jail.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2010, 01:26:14 am »
you sure that was a dream?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2010, 02:17:43 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on February 11, 2010, 11:43:42 pm
an illegal jail.

I wonder where you get sent for running an illegal jail?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #123 on: February 12, 2010, 02:35:26 am »
Superjail.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #124 on: February 12, 2010, 02:53:40 am »
and for running superjail, you get sent to timejail.

where the hell do they put the guy in charge of timejail? regular jail, i'm thinking.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #125 on: February 12, 2010, 03:10:13 am »
Quantumjail.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #126 on: February 12, 2010, 06:43:04 am »
Warden of Quantumjail,
We have come for you.
We are the Λ Police!



it's pronounced "jough"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmological_constant
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #127 on: February 12, 2010, 06:50:15 am »
With enough good (or bad) behaviour, you can apply for Schrodinger's Parole (or not).
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #128 on: February 20, 2010, 05:38:52 am »
... that I went on a hero's journey, the whole monomyth thing. Traveled the country, leveled up, allied myself with cool peeps. Came home a BAMF and bestowed boons on my homeboys. Shit was so cash.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #129 on: February 20, 2010, 01:07:05 pm »
...that we moved, and after a couple of weeks I suddenly realized that I'd forgot to have any of my mail forwarded, and I was in a huge panic.

The comparison of this and Toaster's dream is the saddest thing.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #130 on: February 20, 2010, 04:59:12 pm »
... I was out having fun with some friends when some girl I used to know called me and ask me to pick her up from work. She gave me an address and we rolled over there. It was some sort of carnival/circus where the staff was dressed in kangaroo costumes. I found the girl. Her job was to replace the dry ice that made smoke for a giant centipede/caterpillar rollercoaster thing that was made of dildos, feathers, vibrators and fur. The dildos and vibrators kind of hung off the side like on a caterpillar. The seats were made of the fur and feathers.
So we picked her up and we went back out, with her in her kangaroo costume.

Boom.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #131 on: February 21, 2010, 12:52:15 am »
I'd go to that carnival. Hell, I'd work at that carnival.
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #132 on: February 23, 2010, 02:57:42 pm »
I had a dream that I was on the verge of Maximum Cuddles with a cross between James Marsters and A Guy I Knew In College, which is not actually much of a stretch. (You can't tell from the headshots, but they have similar body types, favor shirts that are tight and/or sleeveless, and both used to be platinum-blonde but have since let their hair go back to natural brown. I was with the platinum-blonde version.) Anyway, there I was, moments away from ecstasy, and we realized neither of us had a condom. So he ran out to get one, and by the time he got back I had remembered that I was married, and I couldn't go through with it.

Even after remembering Pedro, I was tempted, but ultimately, I did the right thing.

So. Disappointing. Where's a lucid dream when you need one?
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #133 on: February 23, 2010, 06:02:38 pm »
I had a dream recently that I turned down a threesome with the two hottest girls from my high school, because I remembered that I had a girlfriend. My girlfriend did not find this dream as flattering as I wanted her to.

I never have sex dreams, so it is kind of disappointing that I missed out on some awesome dream-sex.
I think I have literally had one dream where I had sex, ever, and that was when I was much much younger and it was weird and not like what sex is like.
I am pretty sure it was still when my understanding of sex was "you lie on top of her, and eventually some stuff comes out if you stay there long enough."
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Re: I had a dream....
« Reply #134 on: February 23, 2010, 06:05:30 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on February 23, 2010, 06:02:38 pm
I never have sex dreams, so it is kind of disappointing that I missed out on some awesome dream-sex.
I think I have literally had one dream where I had sex, ever, and that was when I was much much younger and it was weird and not like what sex is like.
I am pretty sure it was still when my understanding of sex was "you lie on top of her, and eventually some stuff comes out if you stay there long enough."
Thats a lot better than what my first understanding of sex was.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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