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Trivial Pursuits => Sports & Leisure => Topic started by: pmcd9 on January 29, 2009, 06:08:23 pm
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Heh Heh (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?no_interstitial)
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America: A Place For Americans
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Finally, a reason (http://www.baconcamp.com/) to go to Burning Man. (besides art and drugs and sex)
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My God, I am weeping with desire for the Bacon Explosion.
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My heart's explodin'!
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Jesus, people. I saw the original blog post while the author was composing it. I know the author and creator of this dish, and I know everything about this dish. I suggested the crumbled bacon inside the log of sausage. I know everything about bacon, pork, and pork products, and I know it before anybody else. I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.
We have been over this. And yet you refuse to learn.
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Jesus, people. I saw the original blog post while the author was composing it. I know the author and creator of this dish, and I know everything about this dish. I suggested the crumbled bacon inside the log of sausage. I know everything about bacon, pork, and pork products, and I know it before anybody else. I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.
We have been over this. And yet you refuse to learn.
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Bac-canned.
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My...my children dream of bacon?
Nooooooo!!!!
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I know when your mom eats bacon. I know when your children dream of bacon.
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Wait...Bobby is Bacon Claus?
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Wait...Bobby is Bacon Claus?
I think he's more like Bacon Peter.
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Bacon Claus needs to be an Archie McPhee (http://www.mcphee.com/categories/meat.html) action figure.
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Oh man my Dad used to get Archie McPhee catalogs. Memories.
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Oh man my Dad used to get Archie McPhee catalogs. Memories.
I have one of their Easter Island statues looking at me right now.
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They may have no Bacon Clause yet, but Archie McPhee just informed me of a way to add bacon to any website. (http://bacolicio.us/)
Whaddaya think - is it an improvement? (http://bacolicio.us/http://touamb.com/index.php)
Edited by PMCD9 to fix broken (sausage) link.
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Choopernickel, despite being a complete pu$$y fucktard, is absolutely right. I already had it sent to me several times.
That said, I will be making it this year, because I do loves me some sujuk and that would be perfect in that dish.
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love you too.
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Kisses.
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Can we branch out a little from bacon?
I really want the tshirt from this place:
http://www.boccalone.com/ (http://www.boccalone.com/)
And i really want to go to this thing:
http://www.amusecochon.com/ (http://www.amusecochon.com/)
where they're going to cook a wooly pig:
http://woolypigs.com/ (http://woolypigs.com/)
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I forgot to mention this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3225268577/).
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I forgot to mention this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3225268577/).
Even my mother is getting in on the game. She pulled my wife and I aside, gave her a piece of jewelry and me a pack of duck bacon. "Have you seen this before? It's bacon! From a duck! Isn't that WACKY?"
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... and that's the story of how Mrs. Isosceles ended up in a nursing home.
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... and that's the story of how Mrs. Isosceles ended up in a nursing home.
Icebergs: nature's nursing home
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So Bobby are you saying that you had in fact already seen these pictures of me eating 12 year old bacon bits?
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So Bobby are you saying that you had in fact already seen these pictures of me eating 12 year old bacon bits?
Bitch, I was Bacon Bit #28.
Sexy duodenum, btw,.
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So Bobby are you saying that you had in fact already seen these pictures of me eating 12 year old bacon bits?
I liked your mom's anecdote about you eating from an abandoned cooler. That's a move my younger brother would have done.
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Pre-emptively, I've also seen this:
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship
And this
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/
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I liked your mom's anecdote about you eating from an abandoned cooler. That's a move my younger brother would have done.
Like I said it was good fresh food. Why should it go to waste?
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We didn't already do bacon toilet paper (http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=MultiOption_24&parent=Category_41), did we?
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(http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/bacon-briefcase.jpg)
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The Muslims at my work would probably projectile vomit if I brought that sucker in.
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My aunt mailed me a Vosges Haut Chocolate Mo's Bacon Bar (applewood smoked bacon, alderwood smoked salt, deep milk chocolate, 45% cacao).
CHECK.
MOVING ON.
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been there, ate that, turned the calendar to 2007
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been there, ate that, turned the calendar to 2007
The only chocolate covered bacon that I found tasty was one that was made fresh in some cooperative market on the Lower East Side. I also had the greatest sandwich of my life: a pulled pork sandwich where the bread was actually pancakes with mac and cheese cooked into them.
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I'll bet that is the place I tried to go to a few months ago, but it was closed because they were at the Chocolate Show instead. A tiny little shop the size of like two phone booths, right? Now I am even sorrier I missed it.
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I'll bet that is the place I tried to go to a few months ago, but it was closed because they were at the Chocolate Show instead. A tiny little shop the size of like two phone booths, right? Now I am even sorrier I missed it.
Yes, it is a whole bunch of places the size of two phone booths.
The chocolate place I don't remember the name of. The eatery with the sandwich is shopsin's www.shopsins.com . Their menu is orgasmic.
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http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/video/2009/02/20/bacon-gets-stripped
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And another one:
http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/03/our-newest-product.html (http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/03/our-newest-product.html)
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Similarly:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)
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Similarly:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)
Every year one of Think Geek's April Fools products turns out to be so awesome that they end up making it for real. This will not be that product.
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Ooh I hope it's the Tauntaun sleeping bag (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html). That is a thing I would impulse buy so hard.
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Ooh I hope it's the Tauntaun sleeping bag (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html). That is a thing I would impulse buy so hard.
They said "Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for."
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/science/sciencenews/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html
Hey Bobby maybe you ain't seen this one because it's from Europe or whatever or you don't count it because it's not American-style bacon and anything else is just ham or you already seen it because you have your various aggregators and Google Alerts programmed to go off anytime there's a bacon story just so you can keep your cred.
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This reminds me, is Baco de Mayo still a thing? I was talking about it the other day and when I googled it I only saw stuff from 2007.
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This reminds me, is Baco de Mayo still a thing? I was talking about it the other day and when I googled it I only saw stuff from 2007.
Both you and Turbo Ninja are in luck! It is now April 9. One month to Baco de Mayo.
I OFFICIALLY CARE ABOUT BACON FOR ONE MONTH. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SEND ME ALL THINGS BACON.
Cort: Baco is in Carderock this year, May 09, 2009. We got the pavilion. Email me for details.
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Both you and Turbo Ninja are in luck! It is now April 9. One month to Baco de Mayo.
I OFFICIALLY CARE ABOUT BACON FOR ONE MONTH. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SEND ME ALL THINGS BACON.
Cort: Baco is in Carderock this year, May 09, 2009. We got the pavilion. Email me for details.
I would but your e-mail is hidden. And you block all PMs.
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I would but your e-mail is hidden. And you block all PMs.
ask wombat
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See, you dipshits, if you're gonna send me something Bacon related, for the love of Ahura Mazda send me something interesting.
"Hey, let's wrap bacon inside of more bacon and then top it with bacon!" - NOT INTERESTING
"Hey, let's make a life size model of an AK-47 assault rifle out of bacon!"- INTERESTING (http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html)
The second you can do something or even find something that awesome without me holding your hand is the second I will bacon-respect you.
yeah i'm looking right at your beady little eyes Choop
link found by my knife-wielding avatar
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If I had the culinary skills, I would send you a bacon depiction of the prophet Muhammed.
As it is, I used up all my potential for culinary skills on a high aptitude for blasphemy.
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If I had the culinary skills, I would send you a bacon depiction of the prophet Muhammed.
As it is, I used up all my potential for culinary skills on a high aptitude for blasphemy.
Strictly speaking, you should use Iberico and call the sculpture mu-ham-med
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I saw the BA-K-47 earlier today and thought about bringing it up, but I assumed you'd heard of it.
You did not disappoint.
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I saw the BA-K-47 earlier today and thought about bringing it up, but I assumed you'd heard of it.
You did not disappoint.
The last time I felt so bacon-giddy was in 2001 when we decided to beer-batter and deep fry bacon.
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Did you fry it in bacon fat?
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Did you fry it in bacon fat?
We tried, but that didn't work out so well. Better to deep fry in vegetable oil.
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Apparently you can cut steel (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15/bb-video-the-flaming.html) with bacon.
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Apparently you can cut steel (http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15/bb-video-the-flaming.html) with bacon.
See THIS is what I was talking about.
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The other day I made a pork chop sandwich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8), and put bacon on it.
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heeheehee
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Have we done a bacon tuxedo?
http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html (http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html)
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vanity fair, march 1972
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vanity fair, march 1972
exactly
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I like Vanity Fair so much.
I'm sure there are a lot of jokes to be made about this.
But, the articles are so good.
Also, I like clothes.
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I like Vanity Fair so much.
I'm sure there are a lot of jokes to be made about this.
But, the articles are so good.
Also, I like clothes.
All I know about Vanity Fair is that back in like 6th grade it was known amongst dudes as a magazine that sometimes had nudity inside but that you could get away with looking at because adults didn't realize this/forgot.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH HAY BOBBYISOSCELES HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
LOL MEAT CARDS (http://www.meatcards.com/)
LOLOL ITS A BUSINESS CARD MADE OUT OF MEAT AND ALSO AS A PLUS LASERS ARE INVOLVED LOLOL ARENT I SO ORIGINAL
... yes, actually, you are! meat cards are a great idea.
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I've ordered a set.
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Yo dawg, I herd you like bacon so we put some bacon on your bacon so you can bacon while you bacon.
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Yo dawg, I herd you like bacon so we put some bacon on your bacon so you can bacon while you bacon.
Ideally you'd be talking about bacon cupcakes, so you can have bacon in your bakin' and eat bacon while you're bakin'.
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Ideally you'd be talking about bacon cupcakes, so you can have bacon in your bakin' and eat bacon while you're bakin'.
I bow to your superior memeatology. I herd you like tiny cans of Dr. Pepper... Oh, I just can't do it...
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we are now closed for bacon-related links and trivia until next year
thank you for attending
this year's bacon consumption:
- bacon cheeseburgers
- bacon-wrapped steak
- the Bacon Explosion
- bacon brownies
- bacon cookies
- bacon ice cream
- bacon infused beer
- bacon-infused chicken
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- bacon cheeseburgers
The internet may have spoiled me in this respect but this seems a bit simple for baco de mayo? I mean, I'd never turn down a bacon cheeseburger but is there something awesome about the recipe you are not revealing here?
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i had this crazy thing today it was called a B-L-T a sandwich with tomato lettuce mayonnaise and bacon on toast oh wowsers how delish hey bobby did you ever hear of that.
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I had a dream about bacon last night. I really wanted that bacon.
I mean, I don't even like bacon that much, plus I'm just about vegetarian. But I was so disappointed when I woke up and the bacon was gone.
Is this what it's like to be you?
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The internet may have spoiled me in this respect but this seems a bit simple for baco de mayo? I mean, I'd never turn down a bacon cheeseburger but is there something awesome about the recipe you are not revealing here?
It's very difficult to get bacon that is ground into the beef to result in a good burger, as bacon fat and beef fat have vastly different melting points (which is why you can bard other meats with bacon easily) -- so you will either end up with a trichinosis burger or a hockey puck with islands of awesmeness.
the secret is to use a lot of egg onion and butter as buffer
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Bacon brownies actually sound great.
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Bacon brownies actually sound great.
I liked the cookies better, frankly, but the brownies were very good.
In the end, however, my bacon-wrapped steaks were the win. I liked the rub I used.
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What kind of bacon cookies? I was deeply contemplating a recipe for peanut butter bacon cookies. (But yes, instead I was TOTALLY LAME and did not even manage to SHOW UP with my un-combined-into-cookies bacon and peanut better in hand).
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What kind of bacon cookies? I was deeply contemplating a recipe for peanut butter bacon cookies. (But yes, instead I was TOTALLY LAME and did not even manage to SHOW UP with my un-combined-into-cookies bacon and peanut better in hand).
I told you, we didn't need you, only the pugs!
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Unfortunately, the pugs keep failing driver's ed. Whenever they pass an establishment that sells food they drive off the road.
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Unfortunately, the pugs keep failing driver's ed. Whenever they pass an establishment that sells food they drive off the road.
Send them with someone cool, like AbnrmlJstr.
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But then where's their incentive to keep trying?
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But then where's their incentive to keep trying?
Keep trying what?
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To pass the driver's test, of course.
They're fine on the written exam. It's the road test that gets them every time.
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last night I had a dream where I was force-feeding a vegetarian bacon.
I am fine with vegetarianism, so I'm not sure what was going on.
Also: in March I ate a chocolate bar with bacon in it. pretty... OK?
also: last week for the first time I had pasta with red sauce and bacon. pretty great. i had had carbonara, but never bacon with red sauce.
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Did our dreams... match?
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Bacon Lube is so passe.
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Unless you're Kermit the Frog.
Then it works.
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Bacon lube posting saying "Hey Bobby have you seen" but being all meta and assuming that you've seen it in the text despite my meta-meta form of telling you via message in 3...2...
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Bacon lube posting saying "Hey Bobby have you seen" but being all meta and assuming that you've seen it in the text despite my meta-meta form of telling you via message in 3...2...
See how behind the times you are?
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Bobby thinks this thread is about him.
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Bobby thinks this thread is about him.
This board is about me. Know your place.
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Bacon Tat. (http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/07/08/bacon-tattoo/)
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There are worse things to permanently put upon your body, but there are probably some better things.
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There are worse things to permanently put upon your body, but there are probably some better things.
If the herpes virus evolves so that its sores taste like bacon, it's over for humanity.
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Why so gross, Bobby? Why so gross? Yeck.
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I visited Archie McPhee (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3708269526/).
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If the herpes virus evolves so that its sores taste like bacon, it's over for humanity.
Nah, herpes never killed anyone... or has it?
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Nah, herpes never killed anyone... or has it?
No, but SEA MONSTERS MADE OF MEAT have:
http://hottestsnaps.blogspot.com/2009/02/meat-ship-made-out-of-20-sausages-48.html
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Bacon board game. (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11952.html)
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Bacon board game. (http://www.mcphee.com/items/11952.html)
you'll have to navigate your way through areas like ... the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea.
So it's like the Game of Life, except with more metaphors for not getting laid?
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wait - did wombles just introduce something bacon to tony tetrahedron? ladies and gentlemen that's the reaction of a dude seeing something new.
in which case: ALL HAIL QUEEN WOMBAT!
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In general wombats appear to have not even evolved to the "hanging out with other wombats" system yet.
Wombats are usually not social animals. Burrows are occupied by a single wombat 70% of the time.
Of course, much remains to be learned...
Wombats are very difficult to study because they are shy and hard to trap
so for all we know they are sending email to each other and posting on messageboards from those solitary burrows.
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"shy and hard to trap"?
(http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wombat.jpg)
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Alright everybody, it's time to see a wombat's junk.
BOO TO THAT!!!
How do you know that a wombat's junk is bad?
IT MUST BE!
WHY FIND OUT!
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I am passing on the opportunity to be needlessly crude. I already offended R#### once this week on FB.
(name redacted to protect the innocent).
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GAZE, YE MORTALS, UPON THIS AND DESPAIR (http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/pizzaburger.jpeg)
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that was so old my granddad is laughing at you from beyond the grave
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GAZE, YE MORTALS, UPON THIS AND DESPAIR (http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/pizzaburger.jpeg)
Wow. I especially liked the E. coli O157 H7 -friendly rareness of the ground beef filling.
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Also the salmonella chaser from the egg mixed into the beef. You'd better have a temperature probe for that bad boy with all the thermal mass and questionably sourced ingredients.
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Impressive.
Suggestions: Contains too much hamburger, about half as thick would be perfect. Add lettuce and tomatoes, etc. to complete the hamburger effect.
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It has a 10-year shelf life (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/zoom/)!
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Bacon Keeps Well (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3225268577/)
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hey smick post that list to that bacon bra or whatever if you want credit
irc is not "on the record" as far as these douches are concerned
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Bacon Keeps Well (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3225268577/)
I'm glad I didn't see this till eight months later, so we know you survived.
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where are you on irc robert
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where are you on irc robert
multiple servers. smick and i are on one that is unrelated to touamb and unrelated to the one that touamb used to be on.
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that's nice
ben-san and i are on dal.net waiting for people to join #touamb
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you may want to start a new thread advertising this so more people see it
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Bacon narwhal.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35969891@N08/3863606183/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/35969891@N08/3863606183/)
Is dal.net something made out of bacon?
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dal.net is something made out of lentils, obviously.
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dal.net is something made out of lentils, obviously.
Sounds like some sort of lentil harvesting method. Or a way to protect them from birds.
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turbacoducken:
http://www.good.is/post/this-is-why-youre-fat/
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I can't look at that without thinking that it is merely a trap constructed by a spider or a giant, ugly giraffe intent upon eating humans who are drawn by the repulsive, yet irresistible form of said trap.
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Bacon flavored envelopes. (http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/11/mmmvelopes-bacon-flavored-envelopes.html)
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"You don't need to refrigerate them."
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Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble? Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.
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Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble? Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.
i am completely capable of believing that the japanese are not originally from this planet, even...
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Why is it that this is the first time that I've ever heard of envelopes where the adhesive doesn't taste like Satan's taint? Is our semi-edible glue technology really that feeble? Surely the Japanese can make envelopes that taste like either wasabi or coquettish underage girls.
I found a company (http://www.angelfire.com/magic/snowboard/) that makes envelopes in a variety of fruit and candy flavors, but their website is terrible and hosted on Angelfire.
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in b4 bacon tattoo
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/11/22/funny-tattoos-this-tattoo-needs-to-be-drained-on-a-paper-towel/
and bacon erotica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_iRnhNsyK8
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Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure? (http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=15347&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+cynical-c%2FnxDH+%28Cynical-C+Blog%29)
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Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure? (http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=15347&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+cynical-c%2FnxDH+%28Cynical-C+Blog%29)
i saw that in the archie mcphee catalog.
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i saw that in the archie mcphee catalog.
Oh, don't you start.
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and bacon erotica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_iRnhNsyK8
$6 seems very reasonable for that burger.
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Carl's Jr. named their youtube account after their target demographic? Well I'll be.
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They introduced "The Big Carl" at Carl's Junior recently and... what with my brother's up-and-down health, empty calories are great for the dude and so there are many Big Carls purchased for him.
However: we have both gotten into the habit of calling them "Hot Carls" after the imaginary sex act that middle-schoolers joke about as an in-joke.
And... now I just call them that reflexively.
And I am afraid that someday I am really going to get into a lot of explaining because of this problem.
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And... now I just call them that reflexively.
And I am afraid that someday I am really going to get into a lot of explaining because of this problem.
hopefully you dont accidentally unleash that on some unsuspecting nephew...
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uh-oh (http://comics.com/bc/2009-12-01/)
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(http://www.bigfool.com/foolblog/bc0105g.gif)
(I have to post this any time the comic strip B.C. is mentioned)
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I just got an email announcing this as a new product two minutes ago. Did I get it in before Bobby saw it?
http://www.baconpop.com/ (http://www.baconpop.com/)
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I. fuck*ng. Love. Bacon.
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baconpop makes me sad that it's by the same people that make bacon salt. if their product didn't blow chunks this world would be a much better place. these guys, though, they're committing crimes against bacon.
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I just got an email announcing this as a new product two minutes ago. Did I get it in before Bobby saw it?
http://www.baconpop.com/ (http://www.baconpop.com/)
i was SO afraid that it was going to be a carbonated soft drink!
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The contents of this mug just look horrifying: http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/12/07/bacon-mug-design/
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The contents of this mug just look horrifying: http://www.walyou.com/blog/2009/12/07/bacon-mug-design/
Looks like root beer to my eyes, or perhaps real beer (something dark and thick, like Guinness?)
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Can't be real beer - the delicious baconfat would destroy the head.
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My best guess is that it's supposed to be crema on top of espresso
(http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-14463325294384/Perfect-Espresso-Shot)
It does look a bit like gravy, though.
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(http://epicwinftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/500x_baconsunrise.jpg)
http://epicwinftw.com/2009/12/20/bacon-sunrise-is-the-only-sunrise-i-love/ (http://epicwinftw.com/2009/12/20/bacon-sunrise-is-the-only-sunrise-i-love/)
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What the hell is that green stuff doing on the bacon! Blasphemy!
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qQmoPtLV3QY/Sy3BWOEOEsI/AAAAAAAAExw/RGmlyyzCf9E/s1600-h/DSC07806.jpg)
http://thisishowiwillgetfamous.blogspot.com/2009/12/onion-dog.html
bacon-wrapped hot-dog-stuffed onion
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qQmoPtLV3QY/Sy3BWOEOEsI/AAAAAAAAExw/RGmlyyzCf9E/s1600-h/DSC07806.jpg)
http://thisishowiwillgetfamous.blogspot.com/2009/12/onion-dog.html
bacon-wrapped hot-dog-stuffed onion
They shoulda chopped the hot dogs and literally stuffed the onion like a turkey. Carve a wide-diameter core into the center of the onion, one that doesn't go all the way through, and pack that sucker full of chopped meat bits. Then cork the core with a chunk of the removed onion, and grill/roast. Then, it truly could be eaten like an apple.
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TACTICAL BACON
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=423961
http://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=2112110&cat=172&
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TACTICAL BACON
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=3&f=124&t=423961
http://cmmginc.secure-mall.com/shop/?cart=2112110&cat=172&
Sixteen bucks for a product that basically already exist and can be had for $3. I guess that extra 13 dollars is worth it for a silly package.
But it's true, it defiinitely will last 10 years (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3225268577/) (or more).
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It has a 10-year shelf life (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/zoom/)!
oh snap
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Too flabbergasted to think of a clever comment on this. Coconut curry lime candied bacon?
http://www.thestickypig.com/ (http://www.thestickypig.com/)
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Too flabbergasted to think of a clever comment on this. Coconut curry lime candied bacon?
http://www.thestickypig.com/ (http://www.thestickypig.com/)
I can see the Coconut curry lime thing working - sweet, savoury with a tangy balance? That could work for my palate. What is up with the Bacon Vixen who created this stuff? You know how sometimes people create a fictional persona to better their lives? I think that is what this lady did, only then it became real... or as real as an online business I've never ordered anything from is. She is all "hey boys come eat my bacon candy, and also, look at my tits!" Good on her.
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I can see the Coconut curry lime thing working - sweet, savoury with a tangy balance? That could work for my palate. What is up with the Bacon Vixen who created this stuff? You know how sometimes people create a fictional persona to better their lives? I think that is what this lady did, only then it became real... or as real as an online business I've never ordered anything from is. She is all "hey boys come eat my bacon candy, and also, look at my tits!" Good on her.
I haven't looked at the site yet, but Carol Adams would have a field day.
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I missed the bacon vixen the first time I looked. Thanks for the heads up Smells.
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bacon and tits? there arent many other things that are worth a damn.
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Bacontits?
I think Pedro just got a new nickname.
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Bacontits?
I think Pedro just got a new nickname.
JL == Rod Huggins
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JL == Rod Huggins
... oh i get it..... its like a euphemism.
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Bacon has jumped the shark (http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-02-23/stop-the-bacon-insanity/). According to this guy.
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just another one of those chowderheads who show up every six months because he ate too much bacon
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Bacon tried to jump the shark, but instead the shark jumped up and ate the bacon in mid flight because it was so delicious.
I'll bet bacon wrapped shark steaks are delicious.
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I'll bet bacon wrapped shark steaks are delicious.
Paul loses a can for stating the obvious.
(you didn't really lose a can)
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Bacon wrapped shark Bacon?
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Guys guys guys
I just realised
This is important
Do you eat that crappy bacon which is really fatty, known as 'American' or 'Belly Bacon', or back/side bacon where you actually get lots of meat with a little bit of fat around the edges?
Because I cannot abide the former of those two products but I would ******* my own ****** to get a week's supply of the latter stuff
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If you ##### your ***** just right, what's left over is actually a fairly passable bacon substitute.
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In North America, the fatty stuff is typically just referred to as "bacon" while the meatier kind is called "Canadian bacon" (yes, even in Canada). I think they both have their culinary place, and are both majestic in their own ways.
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Much like the Canadian and US versions of Olympic hockey teams. At least this year, anyway.
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the meatier kind is called "Canadian bacon" (yes, even in Canada).
I have a Canadian living in my driveway (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/4222763972/) who begs to differ with you on that fact. But then again, she thought risotto was pasta (http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5432.msg148160.html#msg148160) so her knowledge is suspect.
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Back in high school, when people used to ponder aloud the intricacies of such koans as "What do they call french fries in France*?" and "What do they call Canadian Bacon in Canada," I would respond with, "What do they call American cheese in America?"
*for those of you who don't speak French and may wonder about this, they are translated roughly as "potato fries," or, more literally, "fried apples of the earth."
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What do they call Texas Toast in Texas. And since I always have a picture (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/3308536181/).
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What is Texas toast, anyway?
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I have a Canadian living in my driveway (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/4222763972/) who begs to differ with you on that fact. But then again, she thought risotto was pasta (http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5432.msg148160.html#msg148160) so her knowledge is suspect.
Perhaps she's aware, but her www.gypsymermaid.com address seems to be broken
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What is Texas toast, anyway?
It's grilled toast, just bigger is all.
Perhaps she's aware, but her www.gypsymermaid.com address seems to be broken
I'll let her know.
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What is Texas toast, anyway?
Paul, correct me if I'm wrong, but Texas toast is thick-sliced bread, buttered and oven-toasted 'til crispy. It can be topped with garlic and/or cheese, but they key feature is that it is sliced an inch thick or more.
Mmmmmmmmm, toasty.
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I have a Canadian living in my driveway (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/4222763972/)
Is that an LLV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_LLV)?
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Paul, correct me if I'm wrong, but Texas toast is thick-sliced bread, buttered and oven-toasted 'til crispy. It can be topped with garlic and/or cheese, but they key feature is that it is sliced an inch thick or more.
Mmmmmmmmm, toasty.
So it's garlic bread that sometimes has no garlic on it? The hell?
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Is that an LLV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_LLV)?
No, you goober. As much as you like LLVs, it is a FedEx truck (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/FedEx_truck,_Chicago,_IL.JPG). Why do you care, anyway?
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So it's garlic bread that sometimes has no garlic on it? The hell?
there are more things in heaven and earth, cortjstr, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
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Paul, correct me if I'm wrong, but Texas toast is thick-sliced bread, buttered and oven-toasted 'til crispy. It can be topped with garlic and/or cheese, but they key feature is that it is sliced an inch thick or more.
Texas Toast is thick sliced white bread like you say and you can toast it in the oven if you like and put toppings on it; it's just bread so it's versatile (http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/whataburger_patty.jpg) and you can do anything with it, but that's not typical in my experience. It's butter toasted on a griddle or in a skillet and served as an accompaniment to a steak or chicken fried steak typically.
I just read the wiki and it agrees with you about the oven toasting. First time I've found Wikipedia to be wrong. This (http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/texas_toast/) article about the origins of Texas Toast agree with me about the griddle toasting. Oddly enough that article references the Wikipedia which disagrees with it.
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Is that an LLV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_LLV)?
It's a postal truck she says, but I don't know if it's an LLV, possibly.
No, you goober. As much as you like LLVs, it is a FedEx truck (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/FedEx_truck,_Chicago,_IL.JPG). Why do you care, anyway?
Could be.
She's not home right now or I'd ask her.
I checked out the markings on it and all I could find was on the front it said "Klubmaster" and "Supervan."
Anyway, Here's (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pmcd9/4207314307/) another view of it.
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Texas toast makes a fine base for French Toast. That'd probably get me tarred and feathered in some parts.
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I don't know about tarred and feathered, but in my opinion the best bread for french toast in fresh challah.
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a stale baguette, split lengthwise, soaked for an hour in eggs and milk
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Texas toast makes a fine base for French Toast. That'd probably get me tarred and feathered in some parts.
Or battered and fried.
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http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/03/26/cooking-some-bacon-the-machine-gun-method/
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs493.ash1/26928_117770784905165_100000167321792_307233_6025822_n.jpg)
BACON AT-AT
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That is, without a doubt, the finest bacon AT-AT I have ever seen.
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Damn, I almost posted that yesterday, but I was sure Bobby must have already seen it.
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Damn, I almost posted that yesterday, but I was sure Bobby must have already seen it.
He did. He was however out on procurements all day. 80 lb of bacon is going to be ordered tomorrow.
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http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life
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bacon season is over i now return to not caring about bacon for another nine months or so
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http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life
according to that other quiz, to a cannibal, i would taste like grilled beef.
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bacon season is over i now return to not caring about bacon for another nine months or so
I, on the other hand, spent the day wondering why I don't eat more bacon. Bobby is an evil man.
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I, on the other hand, spent the day wondering why I don't eat more bacon. Bobby is an evil man.
I didn't get bacon on my burger at dinner on the theory that it would just be inferior compared to the bacon yesterday.
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I didn't get bacon on my burger at dinner on the theory that it would just be inferior compared to the bacon yesterday.
That bacon was absolutely amazing. Definitely going with it again next year. The only downside is that, being actually honestly made, it's not pumped full of water and sugar and therefore is deliciously fatty -- and makes you full after a reasonable amount. Health bacon, grr.
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AMERICDAQN BACIN IS NOT LIKE ENGKISH BACON!
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AMERICDAQN BACIN IS NOT LIKE ENGKISH BACON!
Also, American spelling is not like English spelling.
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bob do you drive a scion coupe
(http://i.imgur.com/wirR5.jpg)
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AMERICDAQN BACIN IS NOT LIKE ENGKISH BACON!
And Monday morning appears to be a completely different thing entirely.
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My point still stands.
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bob do you drive a scion coupe
(http://i.imgur.com/wirR5.jpg)
Now my enemies can find me!
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I say yuck.
http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup (http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup)
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Maybe in a Bloody Mary?
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Maybe in a Bloody Mary?
In a Rauchsbieratini
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here (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157688603872774.jpg)
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here (http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157688603872774.jpg)
... and then write a song about it?
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This is the nightmare you have after eating too much bacon. (http://zoomar.tumblr.com/post/638266066/this-is-the-nightmare-you-have-after-eating-too)
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Horrible!
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Awesome.
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bacon alarm clock
http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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bacon alarm clock
http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
that is from bacon today, which is of course on the side bar of our corporate page:
www.baconautics.com
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bacon alarm clock
http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
God, that is a work of genius. If only no night-before fumbling with frozen bacon was required.
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Bacon Turtles (http://klg2a.blogspot.com/2010/02/super-bowl-bacon-cheese-turtleburger.html)
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that is from bacon today, which is of course on the side bar of our corporate page:
www.baconautics.com
Do you get many orders from your website that has absolutely no way for me to know what exactly I'm buying, how much it costs, or how to buy it?
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We haven't talked about bacon (http://baconalia.dennys.com/) in awhile.
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We haven't talked about bacon (http://baconalia.dennys.com/) in awhile.
Bacon is so passe now. The new thing is steak cooked on himalayan salt blocks.
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Bacon is so passe now. The new thing is steak cooked on himalayan salt blocks.
That really is a thing: http://www.atthemeadow.com/shop/Resources/Cook-Steak-On-Himalayan-Salt-Block
And that website is for a store in Portland. Figures.
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Are there any purported attributes to cooking a steak this way other than, it makes it real salty?
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You can probably heat the salt up real hot so you get a good sear on the steak, or some shit like that.
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Can you get a block of salt from the feed store, or does it have to be a Williams Sonoma salt block only available at Whole Foods?
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Can you get a block of salt from the feed store, or does it have to be a Williams Sonoma salt block only available at Whole Foods?
If they carry Himalayan block salt at your feed store. In a pinch, you could use Andean block salt. But stay away from block salts from the Caucasus. While their cheaper price may be inviting, you simply can't taste the altitude the way you can with a true Himalayan salt.
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Exactly.
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That really is a thing: http://www.atthemeadow.com/shop/Resources/Cook-Steak-On-Himalayan-Salt-Block
This sounds like a gigantic pain in the ass. Clearly not for families with kids - if I take longer than 20minutes to get dinner on the table they are into the yogurt, cereal, and cheese. Then whatever work I've done goes untasted by 40% of my household.
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I did a side-by-side test of salt block versus cast iron skillet. Skillet won.
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Y'know, I just read that link from Jaydub and this:
Jumped out at me.
Fuuuuuuuck that noise. 30+ minutes of prep time and a messy-ass piece of cookware to produce a salty chunk of junk grade steak?
The fuckity fuck, man. Dude.
Word. I can appreciate massaging a piece of game meat correctly to get the flavor out, but damn.